FVN Chapter 25 Dungeon Breaks
Chapter 25 Dungeon Breaks
"Is she taking you away from us?" Dan said.
"No, it's nothing like that. It's much worse," I said. "I'm a vampire now and I have responsibilities. I have to fight in a war to save the world now. You know, grown up stuff. I know it sucks but you'll still see me occasionally."
"You're a what?" Tommy said.
"Like for real?" Dan said. "Do you sleep in a coffin? Does your erection hit the top of the coffin when you're sleeping? Doesn't that get uncomfortable?"
"I'm a vampire. I'm serious. I can prove it. Also, no dan I don't sleep in a coffin. And yes that would probably happen if I did and yes that would probably be uncomfortable," I said wiping my eyes.
"Ok, prove it loser! Prove you're not just abandoning us because you got a girlfriend!" Tommy said.
"Yeah, what he said," Dan said.
"Knife," I said, holding my hand out towards Tommy. Tommy handed me his knife he keeps on him at all times.
I put my hand flat out on the table and spread my fingers liked I was going to do the knife dance between my fingers but instead I brought the knife down right in the middle of the back of my hand. I stabbed through my hand into table below.
"See?" I said.
I moved my hand up and down on the blade, demonstrating that the knife was through my hand. It hurt like hell, but these guys meant a lot to me and I would hate for them to think I was abandoning them for no good reason.
Don't get me wrong, I was abandoning them. It was just for a good reason. Didn't mean our friendship couldn't go out with a bang. I was taking them to this monster pit fight whether they liked it or not. But they would like it. I knew them well enough to know that.
"Yes. I see that you stabbed yourself in the hand with my knife, thus implicating me in a potential assault charge against your person. Cool," Tommy said.
"Why did you do that? I mean, what was the purpose of that?" Dan said, blown away by what I just did.
"You'll see," I said smiling at them.
"So there are these huge caves basically that have a ton of literal monsters in them that keep breeding and making more of them underground. If they break out, they could come to the surface and kill a bunch of people. And I'm the only one capable of defeating them," I said.
"Oh shit. Well, at least let us have one last night out, right?" Dan said.
"Yeah! One last night out!" Tommy said.
"It's funny you say that, because Victoria and I were actually planning to bring you along to what we have going tonight," I said.
"What is it?" Dan said.
"Yeah, what is it?" Tommy said.
"Monster pit fighting," I said.
"Whoa, that's an actual thing?" Tommy said.
"Yeah, and we're going to go do it. You guys will have to just watch," I said.
"Wait, you guys are actually going to fight? Is she a monster too?" Dan said pointing at Victoria.
"Who do you think turned him into a vampire?" She said. "I sucked his dick so hard he turned into a vampire."
"Oh you probably bit it. Yeah, Dylan has a problem with girls accidentally biting his dick," Dan said.
"It's too big," Tommy said.
Dan made a obscenely large measurement with his hands.
"Oh, I know," She said, and winked at them.