How to Steal the Protagonist's Women

Chapter 1: Prologue

In the world, there exists a thing called a protagonist.

Everything revolves around them, and everything they do has meaning and changes their surroundings.

An absolute immutable law.

Ordinary people like us, no matter how desperately we struggle, cannot etch our names in history or become objects of admiration looked up to by the world.

...It's unfair.

Why exactly?

So, are we to spend our lives powerlessly watching from behind the protagonists as they achieve things?

I was like that too. Merely a speck of dust in the universe, not even a supporting character.

Until not long ago...

"Haah..., honey! It feels so good!"

"Ha ha, I fucking love it too!"

"Ha, ha, I love yours so much!"

The dimly lit room was filled with the frivolous moans of a man and a woman.

The large room was filled with luxurious furniture, and the bed was covered with curtains, showing only the silhouettes of the two people.

But there was no doubt about what they were doing.

The woman displayed her voluptuous figure in front of the man, rocking back and forth.

And the man moved his hips rhythmically in tune with her movements.

"Darling! I think I'm going to cum!"

"Ha, ha, I think I'm going to cum too!"

"Haah! It's so exciting! Cum inside me! Inside!"

The two looked unmistakably like lovers, or rather, a couple brimming with affection.

In the women's movements, there was no trace of worry about pregnancy.

She simply rocked her upper body faster and faster for the pleasure of the man she loved.

But, their climax never reached.

Bang!!

"Aaaah!"

"..."

A tremendous explosion was heard, followed by the sound of an intruder amidst the ringing in their ears.

Beeeeep...

"You motherfucker, I'll kill you!"

The sturdy and ornate door was shattered by the explosion and lay sprawled on the floor.

The woman, who had been straddling the man, hid behind him with a panic-stricken face.

The man lying down looked calmly at the intruder.

As if he had been expecting this all along...

'I guess I've stalled enough time.'

The reflection of the intruder in the man's eyes was different from what others saw.

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[Name: Fel Lorentz]

[Occupation: Director of the Future Crime Prevention Bureau.]

[-Traits-]

[Exceptional Concentration], [Arrogance], [Mechanical Engineering Proficiency Lv.94], [Biological Understanding Lv.98], [Physics... [Absolute Premature Ejaculation]

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In the man's eyes, the intruder's name and abilities were listed.

Abilities that ordinary people couldn't achieve in a lifetime.

The intruder who emerged through the thick smoke was Fel Lorentz.

The one who brought peace to this world...

"This piece of trash! I'm going to kill you!!"

The protagonist.

This place was planet WX-9823, boasting a 0% crime rate and the highest level of security.

The mastermind behind such perfect security was Fel Lorentz.

By collecting the biometric big data of every human being in the world, from the unborn fetus to the elderly, he was able to predict 100% of the crimes that would happen and catch the culprits in advance.

On this planet, Fel Lorentz was... the real protagonist.

Until the man next to his wife appeared...

Fel Lorentz pointed his gun at the man.

It was a thick-barreled pistol with a futuristic design, the same gun that had just smashed the door.

A weapon capable of a double kill if fired now.

"No, don't! Don't shoot! honey!"

"Ugh!"

The woman who had been hiding behind the man spread her body to block the gun aimed at him.

Bounce~

Her elastic breasts jiggled like a dancer's wave dance.

Fel Lorenz felt the blood rush to his penis, even though it was a scene he had only seen occasionally.

The beautiful woman displaying her figure was Fel Lorentz's wife, Helena.

"How could you... How could you do this? How much I loved you!"

"..."

Helena said nothing.

No sign of guilt was apparent on her face.

"How could you show a side to this trash that you never showed me?!"

"Well, you!"

Helena yelled back at him.

"You have premature ejaculation, what kind of expression do you expect?!"

"What?!"

"Even so, three rounds, does that make sense?! Huh!"

"Y-you...!"

Fel Lorentz's face twisted and swollen red as if about to burst.

Helena, to rid herself of the guilt of her infidelity, pushed Fel Lorentz even further.

"Forever, just three back and forth, three back and forth, and if the condition is good, maybe five back and forth! I am not even a mouse, do I have to endure such squeaky sex every day? Huh?!"

"How could you... say such a thing..."

Fel Lorentz's trait, [Absolute Premature Ejaculation].

As his trait indicated, Fel Lorentz had everything, but he couldn't satisfy a woman.

The man on the bed turned his head and laughed inwardly.

'Snicker, it's always funny whenever I see it... It's not even a ring...'

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Fully restrained, Fel Lorentz could only watch and listen to the couple's caresses with his only free senses, his eyes and ears.

Despite this, Fel Lorentz's lower part swelled with blood, as if about to burst.

The drone, having restrained Fel Lorentz, lifted him and began to fly out of the room.

'Eugh, f***!!!'

Fel Lorentz.

Whether he felt lucky for not having to watch the couple's intimacy to the end, or whether it remained a lifelong regret, only he would know.

"Whew..."

When I opened my eyes, I was inside a machine filled with blue lights.

Ssssh.

And the sound of a metal door opening to the side.

And there to welcome me, a silver-haired beauty.

"You've worked hard."

"Yeah, this time it was really tough."

Her name was Armonia, the chief administrator of all facilities here.

Her expressionless face was a trademark here, and I had never once seen even a subtle change in her expressions.

Armonia, dressed in a commander's uniform, stepped aside to let me out comfortably.

As I stepped out of the cylindrical machine, I cheerfully said,

"How was it this time? Did the client who commissioned me contact you?"

"Yes, they contacted us the same day Fel Lorentz was detained. They were amazed by your skills and even gave us extra compensation in addition to their thanks."

"Oh yeah!"

I walked happily toward the office, followed by Armonia.

She reported the situation next to me, recounting my actions.

"Purchasing the [All-Purpose Hacking] trait and manipulating the Bureau's information was an excellent choice, but I didn't expect you to bring Fel Lorentz down to such an abyss."

"Heh, but I used too much Ener, which was troublesome."

In fact, Fel Lorentz's crime should have never existed.

I purchased the [All-Purpose Hacking] trait using the divine currency [Ener].

Then, I hacked into the Future Crime Prevention Bureau, a data fortress, and fabricated the nonexistent crimes of Fel Lorentz.

With Enel, there's nothing I can't do.

Armonia asked me a question that seemed to intrigue her.

"Are you bothered by having the same trait as him?"

"Ah, you mean [Sociopath]?"

"Yes."

The trait Fel Lorentz had.

[Sociopath].

Ironically, I have that trait too.

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[Name: Seong Suho]

[-Traits-]

[Calmness], [Master of Provocation], [Flexible Handling],... [Sociopath]

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Armonia seemed to think I brought him down to that extent out of kin hatred.

"I wouldn't go that far just because we share the same trait."

"Then..."

"I can't just let someone who talks to me like that go unpunished."

We received a commission, and it was to drive Fel Lorentz to despair.

I remember the day I first met him, disguised as a researcher.

-"Are you married?"

-"No, not yet."

-"Good. Hahaha."

-"?"

-"Yes, it's better that way. Inferior genes like yours shouldn't marry. It's for the betterment of the world. Hahaha, please continue to live alone, for the sake of humanity."

-"...."-

Fel Lorentz always said such things to all his employees.

He looked down on people, saying marriage and reproduction were privileges reserved for superior beings like himself.

[Absolute Premature Ejaculation]

"Falling into a volcanic pit and still, a quick shooter..."

"What?"

"Nothing, never mind."

What other humans say is none of my business...

But the problem was he said that to me.

If Fel Lorentz hadn't talked to me like that, he would have just been imprisoned and that would have been the end of it. But that's in the past now.

I have no mercy.

According to Armonia's report, Fel Lorentz will spend the rest of his life in Solandus Prison, unable to speak or move, with his spinal nervous system removed.

Very satisfying.

I stopped at a place with a large mechanical door and an electronic sign.

[COO's Office]

Armonia finished her report and bowed.

"I will inform you immediately when the next commission comes in."

"Okay~ Got it."

I entered the office alone.

Unlike the steel-covered corridor I came through, the inside of the office was very luxurious.

I dove onto the bed in the office.

Smiling contentedly, I thought of Helena.

"Heh. She was quite a woman this time."

My name is Seong Suho.

I'm the COO of this place.

I was suddenly summoned by Armonia and begged to revive this place, so I'm working hard.

What am I doing?

You've seen it from above.

Eating the women of protagonists and breaking their mental state.

That's...

That's What I do as the COO of [NTL Corporation].