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How to Survive as an Uchiha
A man reborn, more interested in his next meal than clan politics, finds himself caught in a power play that could reshape Konoha. Uchiha Masashi has seen it all before - literally. With memories of his past lives and abilities that shouldn't be possible, he'd rather perfect his combat skills than deal with clan drama.But when the newly appointed Fourth Hokage shows up with a proposal to unleash the Uchiha's power beyond their traditional police role, even Masashi has to pay attention. The clan sees opportunity. The village sees profit. Masashi sees the threads of fate that once led to his clan's destruction starting to weave again.As the Uchiha rush to prove themselves "ten times better than the Hyūga," Masashi walks a fine line between duty and survival. He knows too much - about the Nine-Tails incident that could destroy his clan's reputation, about young Shisui's tragic destiny, about the wheels already in motion. The question is: will he bother trying to change any of it?After all, in a world where even the strongest must sometimes bend to fate, sometimes the smartest move is to grab some dango and watch it all unfold.--------------------I don't own Naruto. Kudos to Masashi Kishimoto.Warnings:- AU- politics- powerful MC- harem (2 girls)- MC is sometimes ruthless- shadow clones are not almighty- will be revealed slowly as the story progresses- MC from Earth (never said he isn't, read between lines!)Advance Chapters on p@treon:If you'd like to support me but can't join P@treon, leaving comments or reviews is also helpful!
- 01 – A Policeman’s Lunch Break
- 02 – A Shinobi’s Guide to Bar Etiquette
- 03 – When the Hokage Comes Knocking
- 04 – Behind Closed Doors
- 05 – The Business of Blood
- 06 – Would You Like to Surrender?
- 07 – How to Drown Your Problems
- 08 – How to Buy a Kumo Ninja
- 09 – Tea with the Hokage
- 10 – A Clan’s Currency
- 11 – Two Prodigies, One Crown
- 12 – Reflections of a Teleporter
- 13 – Mercy’s Price
- 14 – A Land of Endless Rain
- 15 – The Cookie That Fooled No One
- 16 – Madara You Are Not
- 17 – Tea With Your Grandmother
- 18 – Man of Everyone’s Dreams
- 19 – The Day Before Tomorrow
- 20 – Views from the High Ground
- 21 – A Cold Day in Heaven
- 22 – A Tale of Two Mothers
- 23 – When Kiri Comes Knocking
- 24 – The Sharpest Weapon is a Smile
- 25 – The Ghost at the Table
- 26 – Wolves at the Table
- 27 – A Night With Danzo
- 28 – Five Million Reasons
- 29 – How to Kill Your Friends
- 30 – Flash, Strike, Silence
- 31 – One-Way Tourism
- 32 – How to Train Your Snake
- 33 – Taming the Wild
- 34 – Not Your Typical Snake Sage
- 35 – Eagles and Butterfly [Warning]
- 36 – A Different Path to Power
- 37 – Tea Under a Full Moon
- 38 – Prelude to Chaos
- 39 – United We Stand (For Now)
- 40 – A Mountain of Ice, A Mountain of Flame
- 41 – Running Through the Night
- 42 – To Chain a Beast
- 43 – A Simple Solution?
- 44 – Playing Teacher Again
- 45 – Lessons and Lies
- 46 – The Breaking Point
- 47 – A Village Divided
- 48 – Grave Sins
- 49 – A Final Cup of Sake
- 50 – Into the Mist
- 51 – Standards of Excellence
- 52 – Old Friends, New Games
- 53 – Flames Around the Bonfire
- 54 – From Hero to Zero to…?
- 55 – A Different Kind of Desert
- 56 – Dungeons and Dragons
- 57 – The Observer’s Dinner Show
- 58 – The Calm Before Thunder
- 59 – War Council
- 60 – The Final Bath
- 61 – The Slaughter at Yu
- 62 – What Binds Us
- 63 – Echoes of Another Life
- 64 – Over Three Hundred Secrets Under Stone
- 65 – The Walking Dead
- 66 – Killer B
- 67 – Becoming Empty
- 68 – Rest in Peace
- 69 – Legacy of the Hollow
- 70 – Snake Eyes on the Cat
- 71 – The Chain That Binds
- 72 – White Mist, Red Dawn
- 73 – Brewing Changes
- 74 – Diapers and Diplomacy
- 75 – Ghosts of Yesterday’s Love
- 76 – Legacy Hunters
- 77 – Kindred Spirits
- 78 – The First “Astronaut”
- 79 – Underground Diplomacy
- 80 – Tales from a Thousand Lies
- 81 – The Storyteller’s Gift
- 82 – Homecoming
- 83 – The Weight We Carry
- 84 – Pride of the Uchiha
- 85 – All Hands Raised
- 86 – Four Faces Forward
- 87 – Masters of the Coin
- 88 – The Things We Share
- 89 – Paper Tigers and Battle Cries
- 90 – The Election Show
- 91 – A Banker’s Revolution
- 92 – The Last Speech Never Given
- 93 – Welcome Home, Hero(?)
- 94 – The Geography of Power
- 95 – Explosions in the Forest
- 96 – Last Stand
- 97 – Fangs in the Grass
- 98 – The Lion Visits the Jackals
- 99 – Playing House
- 100 – Checkmate in Kusa
- 101 – How to Make Friends in Kusa
- 102 – Numbers Mean Nothing
- 103 – One-Man Army
- 104 – Fire Meets Dust
- 105 – Vacation in Konoha
- 106 – What Eyes Don’t See
- 107 – No Eyebrows, No Mercy
- 108 – Smiles and Daggers
- 109 – Masks Within Masks
- 110 – Pieces on the Board
- 111 – The Puppet Who Pulled His Own Strings
- 112 – Masks Within Masks Within Masks
- 113 – A Perfect Performance of Imperfection
- 114 – Baby Turtle’s Symphony
- 115 – Fools Who Watch the Night
- 116 – Today’s Weather: Deadly Clear
- 117 – The Day the Mist Turned Red
- 118 – The Three-Tomoe Miracle
- 119 – Size Matters
- 120 – The Day Obito Lost Twice
- 121 – New Home, Old Wounds
- 122 – Hide and Seek with the Clan Head
- 123 – Pride, Power, and Preschoolers
- 124 – The Most Obedient Student Wins: A Ninja Bribe
- 125 – The First Lesson: Sweat Now, Jutsu Later
- 126 – A Bath, A Dinner, and Unspoken Intentions
- 127 – The Diplomat Who Could Kill You
- 128 – The Sweetest Poison
- 129 – Money Talks
- 130 – Contracts in Blood and Ink
- 131 – Peace Treaty, War Brewing
- 132 – Not All Storms Come With Rain
- 133 – The White Ghost Enters the Desert
- 134 – The Most Confused Fathers in the Ninja World
- 135 – Puppets and Provocations
- 136 – Shadows Moving Under the Suna Sun
- 137 – The Kazekage’s Interrupted Mining Day
- 138 – Sasori’s Harvest of Bloodlines
- 139 – Kindred Spirits in a Sandstorm
- 140 – Coexisting with Darkness
- 141 – Size Is Justice
- 142 – The Sky Belongs to Susanoo
- 143 – The Three Sages’ Power
- 144 – The White Ghost’s Ambition
- 145 – Mastering Magnetism
- 146 – Scripts by Day, Schemes by Night
- 147 – Titans of Flame and Sand
- 148 – No Escape From Tradition
- 149 – Tonight’s ‘Riding Equipment
- 150 – History Written in Ice and Snow
- 151 – Thumbs Up to Death
- 152 – The Pit Beneath Konoha
- 153 – The Two-Tails’ Choice
- 154 – Diplomatic Deception
- 155 – Document Written in Blood
- 156 – Grudges Never Die
- 157 – Kakuzu’s Client Service Rating
- 158 – Preparing the Battlefield
- 159 – The Professor’s Final Lesson in War
- 160 – The Red Cloud Observers
- 161 – Winner Takes All
- 162 – The Cat’s Paw Strikes
- 163 – From Beyond the Grave
- 164 – Boomer’s Final Vow
- 165 – Kingmakers and Gravediggers
- 166 – Nine Lives, One Deal
- 167 – The Falling Sky
- 168 – The Armored Cat’s Revenge
- 169 – The Cat That Broke the Balance
- 170 – The Last Sound They’ll Ever Hear
- 171 – The Tailed Beast’s Trust
- 172 – Uchiha’s Triumph, Konoha’s Future
- 173 – Peace Tastes Like Night Market Food
- 174 – Trampolines and Nuclear Warheads
- 175 – Between Hills and Valleys
- 176 – Rain That Never Stops
- 177 – Pain in Reality, Peace in Dreams
- 178 – A Game He Cannot Win
- 179 – What Adorable Girls! (One’s a Boy?)
- 180 – Fugaku’s Calligraphy and Sasuke’s Dangerous Gift
- 181 – Investment Auditing and Dating Advice
- 182 – Matatabi’s Morning Rage
- 183 – The Toads Who Wouldn’t Take No for an Answer
- 184 – One Hour to Master What Others Take Years
- 185 – Operation “We’re Not Troublemakers”
- 186 – How to Bankrupt a Village (With Interest)
- 187 – Death by a Thousand Clauses
- 188 – The Walking Dead of Negotiation
- 189 – From Yellow Flash to Golden Chains
- 190 – Extended Leave… In Your Dreams!
- 191 – Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner
- 192 – The Sannin Who Chose Loneliness
- 193 – The Friend Who Sees Through Masks
- 194 – When Peace Breeds New Wars
- 195 – Daddy Says No to Naruto
- 196 – The Teacher’s True Lesson
- 197 – Lessons in Life and Death
- 198 – After the Lights Go Out
- 199 – Chasing the White Ghost’s Shadow
- 200 – From Classroom to Crisis in One Knock
- 201 – The Great Shuffle
- 202 – The Uchiha Way: Beat First, Ask Questions Later
- 203 – The White Ghost Knock on Heaven’s Door
- 204 – Blood Money and Broken Negotiations
- 205 – Wearing A Dead Man’s Face
- 206 – The Investigation Trap
- 207 – Corpses Tell No Lies
- 208 – Dignity in Death
- 209 – Between the Mission and the Massacre
- The Lab Where Kindred Spirits Meet
- 211 – The Bait Called Muzo
- 212 – The Art of Inevitable Death
- 213 – The Samurai’s Uncomfortable Tea Service
- 214 – Allies Fear Friends More Than Enemies
- 215 – Your Son Attacked First
- 216 – The Observer’s Game
- 217 – Desert Storm Rising
- 218 – Inheritance of Steel and Ink
- 219 – Sore Losers, Sorer Butts
- 220 – Mizuki’s Last Day as a Teacher
- 221 – Three Heirs and a Bodyguard Job
- 222 – The First Kill
- 223 – Lessons Written in Blood
- 224 – Even Villains Need Friends
- 225 – The Ghost in Black
- 226 – A Lesson in Blood and Flame
- 227 – Seeds of the Sage
- 228 – The List of Lost Beasts
- 229 – Shadows Among the Graves
- 230 – Trust in Chaos
- 231 – Burn the Rot
- 232 – Root That Refuses to Die
- 233 – Senpai of the Fallen
- 234 – Shadows at Dawn
- 235 – Ame Will Not Kneel
- 235 – Susanoo vs. the Gedo Statue
- 236 – The Cat That Suplexed a God
- 237 – The Lie of the Chosen One
- 238 – The Second Man Feared by the World
- 239 – Tools, Not Leaders
- 240 – A Body Without Limits?
- 241 – A Proper Ninja Uses the Front Door
- 242 – Saints Are Rare, Villains Are Cheap
- 243 – Tonight, I’m on the Menu
- 244 – Six Names to Shake the Village
- 245 – Children of Sand, Children of Fire
- 246 – ANBU Don’t Sleep, They Wait
- 247 – An Emotionless Proctor With Too Much to Lose
- 248 – Ghosts Don’t Bet, They Hunt
- 249 – Two Uchihas for the Price of One
- 250 – An Agent of Chaos Smiles
- 251 – Root: The “Official Guarantee”
- 252 – Where Reputation Is Worth More Than Life
- 253 – The Match Nobody Saw
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