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Data-Driven Daoist
When demons slaughter his new family, computer scientist Johan—now reborn as Yu Han—survives by pure wit. He gains access to the mysterious system that all cultivators use to defy the heavens.The Dao.But it won’t be enough. Betrayed, stripped of everything but his clothes and a worthless booklet, his only way to live is to join the prestigious immortal sect recruiting new disciples. But before he can even step into the sect, he slaps the faces of two powerful young masters.Yu Han should have no path forward.But in his past life, he wasn't just any programmer—he was a corporate warfare consultant who wrote not only code but obituaries, treating business rivals like lines of bad code to be mercilessly eliminated.Trash talent? He'll code his own. Death feuds with young masters? Mere bugs to debug. No money? Just another optimisation problem. Watch this blood-thirsty fatty sprint toward immortality, bringing algorithms to sword fights and treating cultivation like a hostile takeover!First though, he needs to lose some weight.***What to expect:- Weak to Strong. Poor to Rich. Fat to Fit!- Earned progression through blood, sweat, grit, and lots of devious planning.- Xianxia with a LitRPG twist. All cultivators have access to the system. It isn't the MC's unique cheat.- No Harem- Third Person POV, with a 99% MC focus- Warning: Sensitive Content. It's NOT a grim dark story. But there will be dark elements (there are a few hard chapters near the beginning of the story).[Participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge]
- Chapter 1: Death Is a Dog
- Chapter 2: Fat Fury
- Chapter 3: Escape Cardio
- Chapter 4: Cultivator
- Chapter 5: No Next Time!
- Chapter 6: Status
- Chapter 7: Unpaid
- Chapter 8: Yellow Cow
- Chapter 9: Rooster
- Chapter 10: Shame
- Chapter 11: Enemy
- Chapter 12: Duan Xiaolong
- A Letter to my Readers: (Rewrote Chapters 10 and 11)
- Chapter 13: Simulation
- Chapter 14: Cock Fight
- Chapter 15: Changing Situation
- Chapter 16: Blood Feuds
- Chapter 17: Long Drizzle
- Chapter 18: First Village of New Tidings
- Chapter 19: Mountains Under Water
- Chapter 20: Progress
- Chapter 21: Elder Scribe
- Chapter 22: Rookie Village Library
- Chapter 23: A Business Opportunity
- Chapter 24: The Fine Print
- Chapter 25: Delivery
- Chapter 26: Resources
- Chapter 27: Genuine Connection
- Chapter 28: Outer Sect
- Chapter 29: A Bloody Orientation
- Chapter 30: Sea of Gold
- Chapter 31: Lower Bounds
- Chapter 32: Path Closed
- Chapter 33: Hut
- Chapter 34: Janitor
- Chapter 35: Psychic
- Chapter 36: Spite
- Chapter 37: Ox Tail
- Chapter 38: Allocation
- Chapter 39: Night Alchemists
- Chapter 40: Flight Eating Creatures
- Chapter 41: Night Shift
- Chapter 42: Perks
- Chapter 43: Training
- Chapter 44: Numbers
- Chapter 45: Round Two
- Chapter 46: Fasting Brew
- Chapter 47: New Plans
- Chapter 48: Boy Wonder
- Chapter 49: The Ring
- Chapter 50: Wisp
- Chapter 51: Test Runs
- Chapter 52: Boss Fight
- Chapter 53: Delve
- Chapter 54: Webs and Worm
- Chapter 55: Hisses
- Chapter 56: Feral Spot
- Chapter 57: Arts
- Chapter 58: Eight Legs
- Chapter 59: Crabscape
- Chapter 60: Training Bull
- Chapter 61: Unsafe Memory
- Chapter 62: Possibilities Abound
- Chapter 63: Officer
- Chapter 64: Tempering
- Chapter 65: Gains
- Chapter 66: Heavenly Friendship
- Update: laptop died
- Chapter 67: Accord
- Chapter 68: Eight and Two
- Chapter 69: Not Ferris the Rustacean
- Chapter 70: Big Small Worm
- Chapter 71: Loot Boxes
- Chapter 72: Vengeful Cow
- Chapter 73: Glowing Traits
- Chapter 74: Accorded Gifts
- Chapter 75: Casting Memories
- Chapter 76: Interlopers
- Chapter 77: Echoes and Projections
- Chapter 78: Vast Gains
- Chapter 79: Reality Projection
- Chapter 80: Plotting a Play
- Chapter 81: Labelling a Dataset
- Chapter 82: Choices and Changes
- Chapter 83: Sowing Discord
- Chapter 84: Level Up Trial
- Chapter 85: Ghost Dreams
- Chapter 86: Far Away Lights
- Chapter 87: Progress
- Chapter 88: Balancing the Mind
- Super Quick Update - (Removing this soon)
- Chapter 89: Perception
- Chapter 90: Taking Stock
- Chapter 91: Jade of Moments
- Chapter 92: Into the Hidden Realm
- Chapter 93: If it’s a Ring, it’s a Cheat
- Chapter 94: True Geniuses Cheat
- Chapter 95: It’s not Stalking if it’s for a Good Cause
- Chapter 96 – Counting Up
- Chapter 97 – Tanking Snakes
- Chapter 98 – Mistress Miao
- Chapter 99 – Instructions Unclear
- Chapter 100 - Hound Trap
- Chapter 101 - The Hanging Sword
- Chapter 102 - Loot
- Chapter 103 – Training the System
- Chapter 104 – Tax Rules and Comparisons
- Chapter 105 – Course Correction
- Chapter 106 - Array Formations
- Chapter 107 - Power
- Chapter 108 - Spirit Euros
- Chapter 109 - Haggling Books
- Chapter 110 - Arsenal of Arts
- Chapter 111 – Three Loans and a Cat
- Chapter 112 - The ways of the Sect
- Chapter 113 - How to be Poor
- Chapter 114 - Dignity, Opportunity, Options
- Chapter 115 - Yu Han Soup
- Chapter 116 - Art and trait
- Chapter 117 - Bathing water
- Chapter 118 - Chicken and fries
- Chapter 119 - Attachment
- Chapter 120 - Spar
- Chapter 121 - Casual Betrayals
- Chapter 122 - Real Missy
- Chapter 123 - Scaring a frog
- Chapter 124 - Spiritual Happening
- Chapter 125 - Flow of lives
- Chapter 126 – A Sword’s Prologue
- Chapter 127 - Many things to many people
- Chapter 128 - Water that glows
- Chapter 129 - The Wispstream
- Chapter 130 – Arrays into the night
- Chapter 131 - Sentences, words, and letters
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