FVN Chapter 366 Xiaoxian wants to report!
Chapter 366 Xiaoxian wants to report!
Chapter 366 Xiaoxian wants to report!
Emperor Fuxi smiled but said nothing. Nowadays, everyone has a few tricks up their sleeves.
"Wait a minute, Emperor. Although wood overcomes earth, there is also a golden fire ape below."
Emperor Ziwei had a plan in mind and tried to dissuade him, "I'm afraid that the Fuxi Qin is defeated by gold and fire. The monkey has always been a person who doesn't care about food or coldness. If he gets too excited during the fight and damages the magic treasure, it will be bad."
"I have a treasure that can subdue the Xiantian Xirang."
Emperor Fuxi looked sideways and couldn't help asking, "What treasure does God have?"
The Emperor Ziwei summoned a waiter and brought out a blue jade bottle with dazzling starlight. He said, "This is the Xiantian Star Spirit Bottle, the treasure of my Ziwei Palace. It can enlighten billions of star spirits and absorb the light of the sun, moon and stars to refine the Three Lights Divine Water."
The so-called Three Lights Holy Water, which is made of three kinds of starlight: golden sunlight, silver moonlight, and purple starlight, is the number one healing medicine in the prehistoric world. It can detoxify all poisons, overcome all injuries, and cure all diseases.
Even if the true spirit collapses, as long as it has not entered reincarnation, it can rebuild the body and recreate the soul, which is extremely mysterious.
"It is truly a great treasure." Wahuang exclaimed, "The Emperor hid it very well. No one has ever seen this magical treasure before."
"Sister, you are right." Hou Tu Niangniang also echoed, smiling and saying, "The Emperor of Heaven, each of them has unique skills."
Queen Wa sneered and said, "Sister, what sister? Even though Hou Tu is a congenital deity born in this era, but tracing back to the ancient era, Huang Tian Hou Tu are both famous existences. In terms of background, this one is the senior."
Now the old cucumber is painted green and pretending to be young. It really has no shame at all.
Emperor Ziwei smiled but said nothing. Instead, Lord Haotian said with emotion: "When the Tao rises, the devil disappears; when the devil disappears, the Tao rises. Earth can conquer water, and water can also conquer earth. When the Xirang rises by one zhang, the Ruoshui rises by one chi. This will consume its strength and allow the monkey to be defeated easily."
"God is kind-hearted and does not want to kill that land. He wants to leave a glimmer of hope for survival."
Emperor Ziwei remained calm and said, "The Heavenly Emperor sees clearly that I am only following the law. I will bring that landowner to heaven and punish him accordingly so that the Heavenly Emperor can show his majesty and justice."
"Then do as you say." Emperor Haotian said calmly, stretched out his hand and pointed, the layers of sky opened up, a road emerged, and went straight to the battlefield.
Emperor Ziwei stood in the Yaochi Lake, lifted the bottle and poured it downwards. Suddenly, the Three Lights Divine Water gushed out. The spirit of the innate spiritual treasure appeared, and it was a young man in blue clothes. He rushed into the battlefield with the Three Lights River and merged with the Three Thousand Weak Waters.
Weak Water has a spirit, and its master is a Weak Water Goddess who wears white clothes, is emotionless and has no nature. She sinks all living things and symbolizes the death of water.
The Three Lights Divine Water can save irrigation and all life, symbolizing the life of water.
The two converge, like the rotation of Yin and Yang, the opening up of Tai Chi, a water-shaped wheel of life and death turns, covering the heavens and all worlds, rushing towards the innate soil, endlessly and infinitely.
With the two sacred waters joining the battlefield, the strength of the Great Sage Tianpeng increased greatly and the pressure on the land doubled.
The Fighting Buddha was delighted when he saw the situation. He whistled and attacked with his golden cudgel. Gold gave birth to water, and he was like a Monkey King who stirred up the heaven and earth and controlled the water element. Following the power of the two divine waters, he brought the land down to the mortal world.
"Hold that land!"
The gods cheered and smiled happily. They locked the land with a net and pressed it to the Yaochi Lake to be dealt with by the Emperor of Heaven.
"What crime should be committed for rebellion and causing havoc in the Heavenly Palace?"
Emperor Haotian asked the gods around him.
The Great Star God of Destiny replied: "He deserves death for his crime. He should be put on the altar of punishment to serve as a warning to others."
"Then it will be as you wish..." Emperor Haotian was about to speak when suddenly a god stepped forward. It was none other than the Lord of Mount Tai, the leader of all mountain and land gods in the prehistoric universe.
"Report to the Emperor of Heaven."
The Lord of Mount Tai shouted loudly and said earnestly, "Li Fude is guilty, but his crime does not deserve death. He is an earthly immortal, but he cannot enter the Heavenly Palace. He was angry and broke into the Heavenly Palace in a fit of passion."
"I have no intention of treason, I just feel sorry for the earthly immortals. I beg the Heavenly Emperor to be merciful and give me a lighter sentence."
As soon as these words were spoken, there was silence in the Heavenly Palace. All the great gods were startled and looked at each other, thinking in their hearts, the sex scene is about to begin.
What crime was there in making trouble in Heaven? It was just a matter of face. The Fighting Buddha next to him was the one who made trouble in Heaven in the past.
As long as the value of united front is promoted, even if you are the Monkey King or the Fighting Buddha, they are just one or two empty titles.
What really matters is the status of the earthly immortals, or the gods in heaven or on earth.
Why can the gods live high above in the heavenly palace, while the gods on earth cannot even enter the door of the Peach Banquet?
This is the core interest!
"Earthly gods cannot enter the Heavenly Palace. This has been the rule since ancient times." Lord Haotian looked indifferent and said calmly, "Your family, do you want to violate the Heavenly Rule?"
"It's better not to have this kind of heavenly rule." Fighting Buddha sat on the seat, chewing on the peach, and said vaguely: "In my opinion, just change one, change one."
"Fighting Buddha is an outsider, don't say anything." Taibai Jinxing hurriedly stepped forward to pull the monkey, lowering his voice and saying, "Great Sage, don't get ahead of yourself. Are you planning to cause trouble in the Heavenly Palace again?"
"No, no." The monkey laughed and waved his hand, saying, "The show hasn't started yet, I won't ruin it."
"It's a troubled time." Taibai Jinxing sighed in his heart. Anyone could see that the disturbance in the Heavenly Palace by the land god was just a prelude, and there would be many more troubles to come.
It is true that nothing good will happen once the Peach Banquet begins.
After the Lord of Mount Tai, the Emperor of Fengdu also stood up and requested, "I hope the Emperor of Heaven will look upon my hard work and make a break for me, the God of the Underworld."
"The rules of heaven are strict and cannot be violated."
Emperor Haotian sighed and said, "I am helpless too."
In an instant, everyone's eyes fell on the two great gods Hou Tu and Wa Huang. The next thing should be Hou Tu's appearance, and then provoke Wa Huang to confront him.
Once Queen Nuwa is gone, the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors of the human race are bound to help, and the situation is really getting worse and worse.
However, contrary to everyone's expectations, Hou Tu did not speak.
Instead, a fairy in Yaochi stepped forward, knelt down with a plop, and said loudly: "Emperor of Heaven, I want to report Fairy Yunhua for having an affair with the gods and bringing chaos to the heaven. This crime is unforgivable!"
There was an uproar at the scene, and all the great figures in the heavens were watching the show. It would be worth the price of admission even if they died to see such a scene!
Who is Fairy Yunhua?
She is the sister of Haotian God in his last life. When Haotian God attained enlightenment and ascended to heaven, because Haotian God was short of manpower, he brought her to the Heavenly Palace to take charge of the sacred land of Yaochi, so she was also named Yao Ji.
Yao Ji's face turned pale instantly. She didn't expect that her affairs would be exposed at the Yao Chi Festival.
Some things are worth less than four ounces if they are not weighed, and they cannot be weighed even a thousand pounds if they are weighed.
If discovered in private, Yao Ji would be fined three cups of wine at most and confined to her own dojo to reflect on her mistakes.
However, if it was exposed in front of all the gods and Buddhas, even if the Emperor of Heaven wanted to show favoritism, the Heavenly Rules would not allow it.
Lord Haotian looked calm, without a trace of emotion. He just looked at the fairy and asked, "Which fairy palace are you from?"
"I am Chang'e, who serves under the seat of Taiyin Star Lord, and my Taoist name is Guanghan." Chang'e lowered her eyebrows and replied, "I occasionally saw the owner of the Douniu Palace meeting with Fairy Yaoji on Taiyin Star."
The Douniu Palace is the palace of the twenty-eight constellations, and its owner is the Star Lord Altair, known as the Golden Cowherd by the immortals.
(End of this chapter)