350 Accident on stage
350 Accident on stage
Shen He saw the "Yaxie Qizhijialu" handed over by Chongyun, and there was a lot of mess behind it.
Is there really a monster that looks like a mix of chicken legs and wings?
Upon seeing this, Shen He frowned and waited for Chongyun to explain.
Chongyun scratched his head and said with a smile, "I recorded this, and the previous records were all recorded by my ancestors."
Shen He finally understood.
Daqing, this Chongyun, has relied on his pure Yang body to drive away evil spirits since he was a child. He has never seen the true appearance of a demon.
The demon is as yin as he is yang. As soon as he touches it, he is so frightened that he disappears. How can he stay and fight with him?
Shen He worked on the manuscript for a long time before he muttered, "Your method of subduing demons is quite special."
Chongyun smiled naively and said, "Who says otherwise? I think talismans and swordsmanship should be compulsory courses for Taoists, so I study them carefully. Unfortunately, they are not as useful as my own physique in eliminating demons."
You're a good guy, and you can eat it all over the world.
Not satisfied yet?
I really wish I could carry a broad sword and imitate the immortals in killing monsters everywhere, right?
Shen He understood again.
The environment must have influenced him.
The rich young man named Xingqiu next to him seemed to particularly enjoy doing chivalry and righteousness. Over time, Chongyun also picked up this habit with him.
Xingqiu glanced inadvertently and looked towards Chongyun.
His eyes just met Shen He's cold eyes, and he suddenly felt a chill in his heart.
Go ahead, this white-haired witch is a bit scary.
Obviously he didn't offend her or do anything wrong, but when she glared at him, he felt as if he was being dragged to the morgue and being dissected by her on the spot.
Be calm, you must be calm.
Xingqiu tried his best to smile at Shen He with a little kindness.
Shen He glared at him even more coldly.
Xingqiu felt guilty and quickly averted his eyes.
Chongyun, this kid, what kind of Taoist friends can you make if you have nothing to do?
Are all Taoists so weird?
Chongyun is already weird enough, but this guy is even weirder than Chongyun.
Can't afford to offend, can't afford to offend, slip away, slip away.
Xingqiu looked away and concentrated on watching the show.
Chongyun and Shen He chatted incessantly, mostly around topics related to Taoism. Su Cheng listened for a long time.
I didn't hear anything exciting.
Until Chongyun said that he wanted to invite Shen He to sit at his house.
Shen He frowned, "Isn't this inconvenient?"
Chongyun said enthusiastically, "Our family is all practicing Taoism. Maybe we have many common topics with fellow Taoists in this regard. I am new to this profession, and I hope that fellow Taoists can give me some advice."
Shen He shook his head, "I don't have time, I still have to work."
Do not have time.
work to earn a living?
As soon as these words came out, Chongyun was confused?
"Do you still work, fellow Taoist? Where do you work?"
Shen He looked at Su Cheng, "In the elf shop."
Chongyun nodded, "How about this? I'll mention it to the store manager and allow fellow Taoists to take half a day off."
Su Cheng nodded when he heard what Chongyun said, "Miss Shen He, if you want to take leave, you can. This is also one of the employee benefits of the elf shop."
When Shen He heard what the store manager said, he naturally had no reason to refuse.
Even if you have to live in Liyue, you can't forget to practice.
She can spare more time to practice.
Maybe you can gain some insights by visiting a monastic family.
You can go and have a look.
Seeing that the store manager agreed, Chongyun smiled and said, "Since the store manager has agreed, Fellow Taoist Shen He, please come to my house tonight."
Shen He thought for a moment and nodded, "That's fine, I'm just trying to understand the strengths of each family."
Chongyun beamed when he heard this.
Su Cheng chuckled secretly.
Xiangling saw this and pursed her lips at him displeasedly, "Store manager, why are you smiling so stupidly?"
Su Cheng waved his hand, "I'll tell you later, watch the show."
"Hmph." Xiang Ling snorted softly. If there's anything special about it, don't tell it unless you tell it. You're a stingy brat.
If you lose the bet this time.
Next time I will definitely not cook the boiled food for you, but let you eat the air.
It's almost the end of the drama.
Overlord and Yu Ji looked at each other by the river.
"Strengthening the mountain, the world is overwhelming, the times are unfavorable, and the glory will not fade away, but the glory will not fade away, there is nothing you can do, there is danger, there is nothing you can do..."
As soon as the plaintive tone came out, the whole place fell into silence.
Farewell moment.
Overlord and Yu Ji's eyes were filled with tears, and they were glistening with tears. They tried not to let the tears come out for fear of ruining their makeup.
The sword in his hand was already leaning against his neck.
We are about to enter the drama of Wujiang committing suicide.
Just now.
Shen He suddenly stood up, jumped up, rolled onto the stage, grabbed the long swords in the hands of the two men, activated the Eye of God, and froze the two long swords into ice sculptures.
Drop it on the ground.
slap.
Shattered into countless shaved ice.
It all happened so quickly, like a tornado hitting a parking lot.
It wasn't just the theater actors on stage who were confused.
Even the audience in the audience were confused.
Shen He could only be heard saying in a cold voice, "You have such a good time, why can't you think about it and end your life by committing suicide?"
As soon as this word comes out.
The audience below began to talk.
"What are you doing?"
"Who is she?"
"Is this a new play?"
"Isn't it time to say goodbye to Wujiang below? Am I not awake yet? Then I will continue to sleep."
"..."
Yun Jin took a peek at the situation in front of the stage from the backstage and covered her forehead, "What kind of situation is this? It's almost over, and Cheng Yaojin comes out halfway, isn't it, the white-haired female devil?"
"Props team, prop team, get up there quickly." Yun Jin quickly ordered the backstage staff to go out and put out the fire.
The theater staff walked to the middle of the stage holding two snow-white long blades.
Shen He gave them a cold look, like the cold wind blowing from the Longji Snow Mountain, which made them shiver and make their leg cartilage numb.
No one dared to go up.
He was afraid that the God's Eye on Shen He would freeze him into an ice sculpture.
Yunhanshe changed its business to selling popsicles.
Facing the chatter from the audience, the stage was completely silent.
The Variety Monster called out "busy" twice.
The Overlord looked on speechlessly.
What kind of weirdo doesn't know this is an act?
at this time.
When Ke Qing walked to the street outside Yunhan Society, she stopped and looked around.
She thought about it carefully, today is the day of Yunhan Society's performance, in terms of cultural and artistic edification.
I have never fallen behind others.
She wanted to finish her work early, but an unexpected incident delayed her, so she could only come to hear the end.
She walked to the door of Yunhan Society with relaxed steps and listened.
Hey.
strangeness.
Why is there no drama in it?
Could it be said that the play is over?
When she walked into Yunhan Club, she saw a beautiful woman with flowing silver hair and eyes like sapphires standing on the stage.
His whole body exudes the temperament of a flower on a high mountain.
But this is acting.
The character script has been decided.
She was like a discordant note, appearing in an unexpected position, causing the entire stage to fall into madness.
Then I saw two theater staff, carrying two long swords, neither holding them up nor holding them up, just holding them there.
Keqing knows.
There was an accident on stage.
In Liyue, is there anyone who dares to do whatever they want in front of Qixing?
With stern eyes, she touched the hairpin on her temples and slowly approached the stage.
FVN