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348 Chongyun: I am so brave in front of my aunt

Manmintang.

As soon as Xingqiu and Chongyun sat down, they couldn't help but gasp.

"hiss"

"hiss"

The white-haired iceberg beauty in front of me is so delicious that she almost wants to eat it in one piece.

Su Cheng just ate a small bowl of braised noodles with boiled sea bass, which was enough.

Xingqiu took the initiative to introduce, "This is the alchemist who I grew up with, Chongyun, and is ignorant and incompetent."

Chongyun also pointed at Xingqiu cheerfully and replied, "This is my enemy, Xingqiu, a knight who does not do his job properly."

Su Cheng chuckled lightly. Although Xingqiu was very easy-going and elegant, in fact, he could be quite bad sometimes.

As his good engine oil, Chongyun was often persecuted by him and even wanted to form a victim alliance to fight against Xingqiu.

Xingqiu said, "The alchemist took the talisman mahogany sword and poked it into the house to set the talisman to catch the demon. As for you, you just sat on your butt and there was no demon for a long time."

Chongyun was dissatisfied, "What do you know? This is called coercion. The pure Yang Holy Body is born with a body that is invincible to all evils and all evils will be dispersed. As for you, who have been writing subpar martial arts novels all day long, you should publish them at your own expense. It's up to you. Because we have known each other for many years, I paid to buy you a copy as a compliment."

"Bah!" Xingqiu said stubbornly, "I don't need your charity. You want me to publish a book at my own expense, unless your aunt comes back and you perform a handstand to wash my hair."

"It's all at your own expense. I'll stand on my head to wash my hair. How about you swim in the mud and butterfly?" Chongyun choked back.

As soon as the words fell, the two of them laughed.

When Su Cheng heard this, he lowered his head and smiled secretly. Now, Shen He, Chongyun's aunt, was sitting in front of Chongyun and Xingqiu.

The two of them still didn't know.

Xiangling came out of the kitchen with the dishes and couldn't help but interject, "I can't stand you two making such a disgusting bet."

"Xiang Ling, do you want to join?" Chongyun invited Xiang Ling to join the team, "Let's form an alliance to fight against the big devil Xing Qiu."

Xiangling waved her hands quickly, "I don't want it."

Su Cheng stood up, walked to Xiang Ling, and whispered, "Don't be afraid, make a bet with them. I know the whereabouts of Chongyun's aunt, and I will come back and tease them hard."

Xiang Ling's eyes sparkled, as if she was seeing strange ingredients, and her mouth was drooling. "I must participate in such an interesting event."

After saying that, Xiang Ling coughed twice and said, "Chongyun, you guys bet, I will also participate. I bet Chongyun's aunt will come back."

Xingqiu rolled his eyes, "No, Xiangling, you actually believe this kid's lies. Whether he has an aunt is a mystery, and you still bet that his aunt will come back."

Chongyun was also happy, "Xiang Ling, would you choose to wash your hair upside down or swim in the mud butterfly?"

Xiangling confidently patted her little chest with unlimited potential, "If I win, you two will go to the construction site to move bricks for me."

"Construction site?" Xingqiu asked puzzledly.

"I heard that a welfare home is being built at the Chihuyan construction site and there is a shortage of manpower. You happen to have nothing to do, so go and help."

Xingqiu knew about this, and he had already asked Feitian Mantis to go and help.

However, this is a bet. It doesn't matter if he is added to the team, and he can still gain a good reputation as a chivalrous person.

Why not do it.

Chongyun nodded, "Okay, Xiangling, you will lose when the time comes, so don't cry."

Xingqiu thought for a moment, "Let's take one month as the deadline."

Xiangling shook her head, "One month is too long, only three days."

"Three days?" Chongyun and Xingqiu called out together.

This isn't a bet, it's clearly a matter of losing for the sake of losing.

This behavior is like some water friends in the live broadcast room, setting up Falg, and then cheating on food and drink.

If a certain anchor does something like that, I will eat it...

Xiangling Meimou Cave said, "Why, you won't be afraid, right?"

The provoking method comes out.

Xingqiu and Chongyun were immediately attacked.

Just three days.

Let alone three days, I can give you thirty days.

This Xiang Ling usually looks very clever, but why is he so stubborn at this time? He simply doesn't leave any way out for himself.

"Okay, it's settled, we'll be here at Wanmin Hall in three days." Xingqiu made the decision.

Chongyun scratched his head, "Xiang Ling, I will buy shampoo for you in advance. By the way, do you prefer rose-shaped or jasmine-shaped?"

Xingqiu smiled and said, "Buy them all, buy them all, I'll let the people from Feiyun Chamber of Commerce prepare them, everything will be foolproof."

After saying that, the two of them were talking and laughing, like two super villains.

The corners of Xiangling's mouth curved slightly, "Okay, remember to buy a few more bottles to save me some pocket money. I think my pocket money is not enough."

Seeing that the three people's bet was over and Shen He had finished eating, Su Cheng said, "Fellow Taoist, let's go to Yunhan Club to watch a play."

Fellow?

Chongyun's heart skipped a beat when he heard Su Cheng shouting the word "friend", and then his eyebrows lit up with joy, "Is the girl also a Taoist?"

Shen He asked coldly, "What's wrong?"

Chongyun clasped his fists and said, "I have lived in Liyue for a long time and have been doing exorcism and eliminating demons for generations. It is truly a blessing to meet my Taoist friend by chance today."

Shen He was quite dissatisfied with Chongyun's frivolous remarks about Xiangling just now. If the store manager hadn't been around to give him face, he would have taught this unlearned alchemist a lesson, "The Taoism is mysterious." , I’m not asking you to wander around without doing your job all day long.”

Chongyun was about to say something, but this was just teasing between friends, and there was nothing wrong with it.

Shen He got up and followed Su Cheng to Yunhan Society.

Xingqiu patted Chongyun on the shoulder and said with a smile, "What's wrong? You're stupid. You won't tell me that she is your aunt, right? Your aunt should be as old as your mother. Don't make me laugh. ”

Chongyun waved his hand, "That's nonsense. I just think that we are fellow cultivators and it seems friendly, that's all."

"Okay, let's go watch Yun Jin's show together and cheer her up."

Xiangling took off her apron and said, "You two wait for me, I'll go too."

……

Yunhan Society.

There are still two hours left before going on stage.

The audience under the stage was bustling and sitting together.

Su Cheng and others, led by the theater staff, entered the backstage together.

Yun Jin is sitting in front of the dressing mirror, and the makeup artist is applying makeup to her.

wrong.

That's not Pansy.

It's a strange thing.

The real Yun Jin still has a bandage on her hand.

"You are here." Yun Jin smiled happily when she saw her friends coming to support her.

After a while of pleasantries.

Su Cheng asked, "How's it going? Is the Variety Monster still at peace?"

Yun Jin nodded, "It's so awesome. It can learn stage movements and expressions instantly. It feels like it was born for Yunhan Society. If it can sing, I want it to learn opera too." "

Su Cheng smiled, "The Variety Monster can only imitate and cannot speak human words. This is a pity."

Wait until Variety Monster has put on his makeup.

Stand in front of the crowd.

"Wow."

Xiang Ling and others all exclaimed, this variety of monsters is too weird!

They are literally twins.

The pom-poms, feathers, cloud shoulders, and ribbons on the hem of the theater hat, as well as the cloud patterns and fangsheng patterns embellished on the red and blue costumes, are very suitable for it.

The Variety Monster crossed his hands in front of his body, bowed slightly, and bowed. His continuous stage movements were completed in one go, without any delay.

"I swear, if it doesn't speak, I will definitely think it is Yun Jin." Xingqiu sighed.