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Chapter 1039 The Big Wedding

Supreme primordial.

The small dimension outside the sky.

The Supreme Taichu Heaven is a big soap bubble. These small dimensions were created outside of heaven and earth. They were pulled by the generals of the Frontier Guards using large formations and dragged little by little. They were adsorbed on the surface of the Supreme Taichu Heaven. of countless little soap bubbles.The huge world is devouring the laws of heaven and earth of these small worlds every moment, using this as material to constantly replenish and strengthen itself.

That's what the pioneering group that Lu Yu joined in Badayuan under the rule of Tiemenguan back then did just that.

The ground is covered with black glazed sand, and there are black lacquered volcanoes like pustules everywhere.The dark red magma erupted weakly from the crater, the sky was covered with heavy snow, the cold wind whizzed past, the bone-cracking cold air quickly froze the ejected magma, causing it to cool down rapidly, and exploded into countless fine particles. Small black sand, sprinkled all over the ground.

Occasionally, gemstones, large or small, of different colors would mix and fall down in the black sand, 'jingling' rolling all over the ground.These gems are the manifestation of the law of the heaven and earth.Every gemstone contains some kind of Dao profound meaning, the Dao rhyme is meaningful, and it is full of majestic inspiration.

This kind of gem, even if it is a small piece the size of a mung bean, is worth a lot of money in the Supreme Taichu Heaven!

In such a primitive and prehistoric world, the Dao is exposed, which is particularly clear, and the gems condensed by the laws of the Dao are even more rare treasures in the world, and the supreme accumulation of cultivation.Therefore, in this small dimensional world with a radius of only tens of billions of miles, Tianting has also set up a town guard mansion, with a permanent army of 10 people. Unlucky prisoners with crimes big and small, let them brave the cold wind and splashing lava to collect these shiny law spars.

It's just these days, whether it's the permanent army or the exiled prisoners who are like hard-working worker ants every day, groups of exiled prisoners are running around on the ground, all huddled in the simple camp and shivering, no one dares to go out. No one dared to say anything, and no one dared to look up.

The flow rate of time in the small dimension is hugely different from that in the Supreme Taichu Heaven.A hundred years ago, a few inexplicable powers suddenly broke into this world, causing chaos and chaos. Blood and water splattered all over the sky, and various strange phenomena emerged one after another.

With great difficulty, on this day, the chaos in the sky finally subsided.

The guardian of this small-dimensional world's guardian mansion, a military general at the peak of Tianjun, wearing a full set of armor, and leading a group of trembling personal guards, walked out of the cave where he was hiding, and walked towards the peaceful sky. looked over.

In the void, wisps of colorful rays of light mixed with a rich and fragrant fragrance rolled all over the sky.Amidst the boundless rays of sunshine and the immeasurable fragrance, a cloud bed made of flowers stands majestically.His body was covered in cuts and bruises, half of his left arm was missing, his right leg below the knee completely disappeared, and there were three transparent holes the size of a baby's fist near his lower abdomen, all seven orifices were spraying out bloody white blood inflammation. He was rolling his eyes, lying on the cloud bed and moaning.

In front of the cloud bed, Emperor Taiyi's limbs were broken and he was lying in the sky without making any sound.He stared wide-eyed, staring blankly at the thick black clouds in the sky, at the "crackling" black sand falling like a rainstorm, and all kinds of big and small gemstones lingering with a strong Taoist rhyme.

Next to Emperor Taiyi, there was a ferocious snake with a body of about a thousand feet long, covered with white bones, wrapped in pale white magic flames, burning silently.

Through the hideous wounds on the body of this big snake, one can see the spine that has been beaten into more than a dozen sections, as well as the broken internal organs.Especially inside his huge head, in the pure white and flawless brain like colored glass, a snake bead the size of a water tank has been completely shattered.From time to time, wisps of milky white pill qi spewed out from the cracks, and when the wisps of pill qi were lost in the air, the airflow struggled and whined, and occasionally condensed into small dragons several feet long.

This big guy looks like a snake, but in essence it has turned into a strange dragon.At this moment, He has been killed, but his aura still fills the entire small dimensional void, making the Tianjun guard sweat profusely and tremble, which shows how powerful he was during his lifetime.

However, no matter how powerful a creature is, if it is killed, it is killed.

"Your Majesty... Your Majesty!" He finally plucked up the courage to walk out of the heavenly guard hiding in the cave, and shouted tremblingly at White Snake: "My dear minister, you are..."

The white lady turned her head and glared at him from a distance.

The Heavenly Court guard obediently shut his mouth and laughed dryly. He hunched over and cautiously greeted, "I have all kinds of Heavenly Court's secret healing elixir here. Senior, would you like some?"

The white lady just stared at him without saying a word.

The guardian of Tianting was sweating profusely, and felt that the catastrophe was just around the corner. He was so frightened that his whole body was sore and his heart was beating wildly. He almost wanted to gather a large army, form an army formation, control a few allotted warships, and flee at full speed. own residence...

The white lady finally spoke.

She sighed and stood up. Rays of light were flying all over her body, and the rhythm of life and death flickered. Between the black and white light and darkness, the ferocious injuries on her body healed in an instant.She stretched lazily, yawned delicately, and sighed: "That's all, you didn't fall for it? He really let me kill his pet beast that he had carried with him for many years. Is he really going to leave?" Already?"

Frowning her brows, Lady White muttered in confusion: "It's strange, this old guy doesn't seem to be as strong as I thought? He is indeed a lot stronger than he was back then, but it seems, It’s not too difficult to deal with... maybe it’s because I’ve improved my cultivation too much over the years?”

On the face of the white lady, there was an extremely complicated expression of joy and sorrow.

She pondered for a moment, then gently stretched out her hands, a dark golden picture scroll slowly unfolded in front of her amidst the surge of colorful rays of light.On the colorful and thick picture scroll, the upper half is full of golden clouds, auspicious clouds and auspicious mist, and an ancient Buddha holds a Zen staff, sits cross-legged on a lotus platform, and looks down with a compassionate look.

In the lower half of the scroll, where the ancient Buddha overlooks, there is a mountain of swords and a sea of ​​fire, a forest of ice and swords, countless cruel punishments, and the endless hell, dense and immeasurable, with a ferocious frontal face, and limbs swaying with sparkling blood towards him. A group of evil spirits roaring, cursing, and roaring into the sky.

This scroll is alive.

The Buddha seems to be chanting scriptures, and the Buddha's power is transformed into wisps of Buddha's voice floating out of the scroll, as if he is expounding some wonderful truth between heaven and earth.

And those evil spirits are even more like living creatures. They climb, move, struggle, and twist in the scroll... The various scenes on the scroll are constantly changing... If you listen carefully, you can even hear these evil spirits The roar came from the scroll.

"Have you practiced Buddhism?" Emperor Tai Zhen lay dying and muttered in a low voice: "No wonder, no wonder... your methods are more unpredictable than before. Ahem, which ancient Buddha is this? inheritance? Could it be that you are also the reincarnated body of Thief Bald? That move of Infinite Hell just now almost killed me directly... Such magical power, if you are not the reincarnated body of Thieving Bald, how can you be so powerful? ?”

The white lady cast a sideways glance at the Great Emperor Taiyan: "Is my talent extraordinary? Is my understanding unrivaled? I am wise and wise. Any supernatural power or any secret method can be mastered at first glance, and mastered once practiced...Isn't it possible? I am a thief. A bald reincarnated body? What are you thinking? I am a native born and bred, serious and pure Absolute Aboriginal native!"

With a cold snort, the White Lady sneered: "That's not the case. Why do you think we could do everything smoothly back then? Everything was like God's help. Why did we capture Landa Holy Land so smoothly?"

"Whether I am, Taichu, or even that guy in Taiqu who makes himself neither human nor ghost, the idiot who almost abandons his body, we are all pure natives! Otherwise, how can we succeed?"

Sighing, the white lady shook the picture scroll in front of her, and put it away carefully: "This is "Ksitigarbha's Talking about Hell"... Life and death, reincarnation, and all kinds of great horrors are hidden in it, and it is the holy place of Landa. One of the highest inheritance."

After hesitating for a while, the white lady shook her head, then nodded again: "Maybe? Although, the Buddhist rhyme in this picture scroll is slightly different from the mainstream Buddhism in Landa Holy Land, they are all in the same line of Buddhism... don't care about its origin." ?”

"However, now, this inheritance is mine. I say that I am the new generation of Ksitigarbha. No one should object, right? Hey, in the Landa Holy Land back then, there was no orthodox disciple who could teach this scroll. As for the ancient temple of Landa, it was completely burned down by that fellow Tailin. Even if there were any successors, it has completely disappeared!"

The white lady smiled happily.

She looked up at the sky, then down at the ground, then at the beheaded big snake, and finally sighed: "It seems that I was really not fooled, and after being beaten up, I really ran away! Heh, tell me, these old guys have nothing to do to help you come to trouble me, why do they bother you?"

The Great Emperor Taiyan was paralyzed in the air, constantly smiling wryly: "It's nothing more than the word '利'!"

The white lady looked at him intently, and looked at him very seriously: "You are also doing it for a 'profit'? No, I gave you all the power that is too arrogant. Those children, those are born from you and those women The children, their upbringing, their education and management, are all entrusted to you."

"I'm just messing around in Taishantian! And the little resources I've had over the years, compared to the huge Taishantian, are just a drop in the bucket and not worth mentioning." The White Snake was very dissatisfied. Jie asked Emperor Tai Zhen: "Although I am your true self, have I ever interfered with you over the years? Have I ever obstructed you? Have I ever destroyed any of your plans, decisions, plans, or policies? No. Come on? Then, why do you want to rebel? "

Emperor Taiyi looked at White Snake with a complicated expression.

The corner of his mouth twitched a few times, and finally he murmured: "Yes, why? You throw away your hands and don't care about anything. I enjoy the title of Emperor Taiyi, and I enjoy the supreme power. Those vassal nobles are vying to flatter me. Handsome men and beauties can be taken and taken away, and billions of creatures, including life and death, honor and disgrace, are all in my mind!"

"So, why should I rebel against you?"

The Great Emperor Taijian took a deep, deep breath. Countless delicate granulation squirmed rapidly at the wounds of his missing limbs. With the surge of colorful starlight, new limbs continued to grow from his wounds.

After three or five breaths, Emperor Tai Zhen's injuries healed, and his energy returned to its peak state. He slowly stood up.

Correspondingly, the cost of his recovery in such a short period of time was that thousands of nearby volcanoes, large and small, all dimmed. The magma that was originally full of heat and spewed out freely turned into pitch-black rocks and was frozen in the crater. .The howling cold air in the sky has become much gentler, and most of the biting cold air has dissipated.

The Heavenly General who was responsible for guarding this small dimension world looked pale and was sweating profusely.

With just a few breaths of reply, Emperor Taiyan took away one percent of the origin of the world in this small world... The final result of the feedback of this one percent of the origin of the world is that the Dao Yunjing he can collect this year The quantity and quality of stones will drop by such a small amount.

And this little drop in quality and quantity, in the heavenly court where the rules and regulations are extremely strict and strict, is enough to record his big mistake in the file. The mistake directly caused him to walk on the Tianxingtai.

This is to provoke someone!

The general guarding the sky wanted to cry but had no tears, while Emperor Taijian moved his arms and legs slowly, with faint starlight surging all over his body.He looked at the white lady and said softly, "Why? I think, in fact, I already have the answer."

He pointed to his nose and said with a smile: "Emperor Taiyi!"

Shaking his head, Emperor Taiyan said in a deep voice, "I am not Emperor Taiyan."

"One of the three supreme powers who established the heaven... I am not either."

"I'm the one who sits in the sky, stands high above the sky, and makes countless beings look up to, envy, envy, and even resent me? Am I?"

"who am I?"

"I can't answer that question..."

Emperor Taijian frowned and said to himself: "As long as you are still alive, and you want your deity to exist, I will question the rationality of my existence time and time again—who am I? This question is too complicated ...Actually, you should ask, what am I!"

"My physical body was transformed by a ray of your essence and blood. The origin of my physical body can be explained clearly."

"But my soul, my consciousness, my self, my self-awareness... What is the thing in my brain, deep in my mind? Is it a soul? Is it a ghost? Is it a ghost? Is it a ghost? Evil? I am, what is it?"

"It's a physical body, an artificially made fleshy body. You didn't cut off a strand of your soul and put it in this manufactured fleshly body... So, can you answer me, 'I', 'me in this concept' , what is the 'I' that appears inexplicably from this artificial body?"

"people?"

"A demon?"

"Strange?"

"Magic?"

"Or, it's not even a monster... It's not a thing!"

"What am I?"

"I'm not a toy!"

"I'm not even a thing... and you keep saying that the 'monster' contained in this flesh body, or in other words, the combination of this flesh body and the non-tool thing contained in it, is the Great Emperor Taijiao, He is one of the three supreme beings who established the heavenly court, and one of the most honorable masters of heaven and earth with the supreme status of Taichutian!"

"You guys are joking!"

Emperor Taijian waved his hand lightly, and said with a smile, "You guys, are you kidding me?"

The white lady's eyes widened, and she nodded lightly: "I can understand your confusion... even... these words of yours made me fall into deep...deep thoughts. Indeed, I didn't Think about it, when I wanted to save trouble and had a little bit of mysophobia, it would cause you so much 'trouble'!"

She looked at Emperor Tai Zhen seriously: "In terms of blood connection, you are a clone of me."

"But your consciousness, your soul, and your understanding of yourself have nothing to do with me at all... In fact, your soul was completely born out of thin air from this artificial body! "

"It's not reincarnation, nor is it possession."

"So, who are you?" White Snake also fell into deep thought: "But you, over the years, you have used the name of 'Emperor Taiyi' to marry so many good daughters and have children with them. He even used his own essence and blood to create a Chinese race!"

The white lady shook her head vigorously: "So, what are you?"

"You want to betray me because of this answer?" The white lady asked the emperor seriously.

"If you die, then I will be the real Emperor Taiyi." Emperor Taiyi said word by word: "Of course, after killing you, I will drain your essence and blood, eat up all your flesh and blood, and devour Your soul allows us to truly and completely merge into one... Then, I will truly be myself!"

"We shouldn't be separated!" Emperor Taiyan smiled brightly.

"But, don't you think this is absurd?" The white lady sighed: "There is nothing in the world, why do you bother with so many messy things? Just, you can't give up those overly complicated and mysterious ideas Is an ordinary, peaceful person who eats, drinks, plays, and has children all day, qualified, and meets the predictions and expectations of all of us?"

Emperor Taijian looked at the white lady solemnly: "Living like that, what's the point of my life?"

The white lady has a headache.

She rubbed her solar system vigorously and murmured: "So, you must kill me, right?"

Emperor Taiyan gave her the answer very seriously: "Yes, I will try my best to find a way to kill you. If it doesn't work this time, then next time... Or, you can, right now, just kill me?"

The white lady waved her hand and shook her head.

Emperor Taiyan laughed: "In that case, then, I'm leaving? Well, be careful, when I'm ready next time, I'll attack you again!"

The white lady waved her hands weakly, and sighed heavily... She wanted to say something, but finally closed her mouth.

Just as White Snake and her 'clone' were torn between the world and the world in this small dimension, in the ancestral land of the Dugu family in the territory of Shenyin, a clan elder who had been in seclusion for many years and was almost covered with spider webs, Suddenly his eyes opened.

"Your Majesty, what is your request to greet the old minister?"

toothache!

At this age, wisdom teeth won't grow, right?

Can't you?

Can't you?

Can't you?