FVN Chapter 114 My brother is so amazing!
Chapter 114 My brother is so amazing!
Chapter 114 My brother is so amazing!
Upstairs in the attic, Jiang Feng sat at the table, eating the braised chicken feet Zhao Ming'er had made, and asked, "Ming'er, weren't you in Daxing City? Why did you suddenly come here?"
Zhao Ming'er said, "Of course I'm here to help you. Guanyin Bodhisattva borrowed the Seven-Colored Cloud Robe from the Sixth Princess of Heaven to imprison you and the Princess of the Women's Kingdom together, setting up a love trap for you."
"I figured since I'm a princess anyway, it wouldn't matter who takes on this burden, so I switched places with her and sent her to the Sui Dynasty's palace. I'll come here to take her place!"
Seeing Zhao Ming'er's pleading look, Jiang Feng rolled his eyes: "As far as I know, the princesses in the palace and KTV..."
The princess was completely different.
"But you did a great job this time, otherwise I'm afraid I would have had to put in a lot more effort."
Zhao Ming'er chuckled and then said with satisfaction, "Hmph, just knowing I'm here to help you is enough."
Actually, I'm not worried about that princess from the Women's Kingdom at all. After all, you have a beautiful and intelligent wife like me, how could you possibly fall for her?
The reason I came here is because there is a very powerful scorpion demon near this Women's Kingdom.
I heard that she was a female scorpion who spent many years listening to the Buddha preach at Leiyin Temple on Mount Ling. Over time, she attained enlightenment and became a demon.
One day, while listening to a sutra, the Buddha noticed that she did not put her palms together in greeting, so he casually pushed her. The scorpion demon immediately retaliated, using the poisonous stinger on her tail to sting the Buddha's finger.
The Buddha was in unbearable pain and immediately sent Vajra to capture him, but unexpectedly, the scorpion demon was very powerful and managed to escape.
Later, she ran to the Poisonous Enemy Mountain and Pipa Cave near the Women's Kingdom, where she became the king of the mountain and called herself the master of Pipa Cave.
The scorpion demon committed many evil deeds, often eating human flesh and abducting girls from the Women's Kingdom to serve as maids.
The Queen Mother of the Women's Kingdom once fought her. If she hadn't had an antidote, she would probably have been stung to death on the spot by the scorpion demon's poisonous stinger.
Ever since Jiang Feng left Daxing City, Zhao Ming'er has left the palace and has been going to various deities to borrow magical artifacts to observe Jiang Feng's daily life.
When she saw him arrive in the Women's Kingdom, she overheard Nezha talking about the Scorpion Demon. Worried about Jiang Feng's safety, she rushed to the Women's Kingdom to help him.
After listening to her story, Jiang Feng remembered the scorpion demon.
Although this scorpion demon wasn't particularly skilled in martial arts, her unique ability to use the Poisonous Horse-Slaying Stump was unmatched in the Three Realms.
With a single sting of her tail, even the Buddha could break through her defenses. The Vajra Arhats couldn't subdue her, and even the monkey was in excruciating pain from her sting. If it weren't for the Rabbit Star Official restraining her, it would probably have taken several more twists and turns to overcome this ordeal.
Her strength was so great that she could be called the number one female demon in Journey to the West!
Jiang Feng looked at Zhao Ming'er with some curiosity and asked, "Do you have a way to subdue the scorpion demon?"
Zhao Ming'er laughed and said, "Although I can't beat her, I can make sure she can't hurt you."
As she spoke, she walked over and picked up the seven-colored fairy robe, saying, "This fairy robe was woven by the sixth princess of the Heavenly Court using seven-colored clouds. If you wear it, the scorpion demon's tail will not be able to hurt you."
Jiang Feng glanced at the colorful dress and said helplessly, "This fairy dress is indeed a treasure, but don't you think it looks strange on me?"
Zhao Ming'er chuckled, and with a flick of her wrists, her fairy dress transformed into a bright red men's robe.
"Celestial robes are nothing like mortal clothes; they can change their appearance at will."
Jiang Feng said helplessly, "Isn't it strange that it's turned into a groom's outfit? Give me something normal!"
Zhao Ming'er gave him a disapproving look: "What's wrong with the groom's clothes? I've even prepared the bride's dress." As she spoke, she shook the clothes in her hand, turning them into the style of a black monk's robe.
Jiang Feng took the monk's robe and put it on. He then stabbed his arm with the vajra pestle. The robe immediately emitted a radiant light, blocking the pestle and preventing it from advancing any further.
After hesitating for a moment, he finally gave up the idea of trying to see if the sharp knife could break through the defense, and said to Zhao Ming'er, "I got some good beef, see what you can make it into."
After saying that, he took out the three pieces of beef that he had cut off from the body of the True Immortal Ruyi and handed them to Zhao Ming'er.
Zhao Ming'er looked at the beef a few times and said with a look of surprise, "This beef is really good quality. I'll make you braised beef noodles with the brisket, and the other two pieces will be used to make braised beef and stir-fried beef."
"This top-quality beef, it couldn't have been cut from the body of some monster who's cultivated for a thousand years, could it?"
Jiang Feng said, "This was given to me by a bull demon. A few days ago, I passed by his house and saw that he was in mortal danger, so I took pity on him and saved his life. Before I left, he gave me three pieces of meat as a thank you gift."
Zhao Ming'er said with admiration, "Brother is so amazing! No wonder you are a compassionate Buddhist monk."
Guanyin Bodhisattva: "————"
You two are enough! How can one of you dare to say such nonsense and the other actually believe it?
If you hadn't passed by the house of the True Immortal Ruyi, he wouldn't have been in mortal danger!
After a while, the aroma of meat wafted from the attic.
The Imperial Advisor sniffed the enticing aroma and asked with a puzzled look, "Why does it smell like food? It seems the princess didn't keep any food in the attic."
Upon hearing this, a glint of malice flashed in Bai Suzhen's eyes. She already knew that this was a trap set specifically for Jiang Feng. She said calmly, "Jiang Feng carried cooking utensils and seasonings. Perhaps he intends to boil your princess."
"what!"
The Imperial Preceptor immediately broke out in a cold sweat, his face turning as white as paper: "Isn't he a holy monk? How can he eat people like a monster?!"
Bai Suzhen smoothed her long hair at her temples and teased, "What are monsters? He even eats monsters."
"Princess, don't be afraid, I'm coming to save you!"
The Imperial Advisor froze for a moment, then quickly cast spells, doing his utmost to break the Radiant Light Array.
Entrusted by the Bodhisattva, she arranged for the most beautiful princess in the Women's Kingdom for a thousand years to set a test of Jiang Feng's heart and mind.
They thought everything was foolproof, but they never expected Jiang Feng to be so ruthless. Not only did he not fall for the princess, he even wanted to boil her alive!
A moment later, she broke the formation while drenched in sweat and transformed into a streak of green light, arriving at the pavilion.
Looking at the beef shank that was almost cooked in the pot, she felt as if all her strength had been drained away, and her legs went weak as she knelt down in front of the pot.
"Princess, I'm so sorry, I'm still too late—"
After saying that, he lay down on the ground and started howling loudly.
Jiang Feng walked out of the bedroom carrying a bowl of beef noodles, looking at him strangely, and said, "Ruyi Zhenxian is the princess of your Women's Kingdom? Are you kidding me?!"
The Imperial Advisor immediately stopped crying, raised his face, and pointed to the beef in the pot: "Is this meat from the True Immortal Ruyi? Then what about our princess?"
Jiang Feng glanced at her and said, "She's been sent to the Sui Dynasty palace. You'd better pray that Yang Guang, that lecherous devil, didn't see her, otherwise she'll probably never come back in this lifetime."
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