FVN Chapter 57 The shit cook behind the scenes, Tang 3
Chapter 57 The shit cook behind the scenes, Tang 3
But during the few seconds they were in a daze, another angry roar came from the teacher's dormitory.
"Who the hell made a lot of shit in the teachers' building? It stinks to death!
You conscienceless man, don't let me catch you, or I'll stuff all that hot shit into your mouth! "
"Mistress, I think we should leave first, otherwise it will be terrible if we are discovered later."
Yu Xiaogang looked at Tang San in a panic. He was really scared. The man who was yelling was obviously dizzy with anger.
If he was really caught, maybe this person would actually run into the toilet and make shit for them to eat.
Although they have already eaten shit-smelling bluesilver grass.
But can shit-smelling Bluesilver Grass be considered shit?
It doesn't count.
Although it tastes like shit, in essence, it is still Blue Silver Grass.
Yu Xiaogang comforted himself crazily in his heart.
At this time, Tang San nodded after hearing his suggestion.
"Okay, teacher."
Then the two of them fled and returned to Yu Xiaogang's residence.
After returning to the dormitory, Yu Xiaogang looked outside and found several teachers searching around angrily, as if to find the source of the smell of shit.
But no matter how they searched, they couldn't find anything related to shit in this dormitory.
After taking a deep breath, Yu Xiaogang made an inference based on all the situations he had seen so far.
"Xiao San, it seems that our experiment just now was successful. You caused your Bluesilver Grass to self-destruct, and the terrifying stench increased tenfold."
"I succeeded?"
After hearing this, Tang San couldn't believe it and asked:
"Teacher, how did you determine that I succeeded? We all took Bluesilver Grass just now, and the smell it emits is no longer effective on us."
Facing Tang San's doubts, Yu Xiaogang smiled confidently.
"Ha ha……
Xiaosan, you must remember that if you want to become a great soul master, keen analysis and insight skills are essential.
Although we all took Bluesilver Grass and were able to ignore the smell in the training ground, other teachers in the dormitory building could not.
Think about it, before Lan Yin Cao blew himself up, the teachers in the dormitory didn't react at all.
And after you blew up the Blue Silver Grass, someone immediately asked who was cooking shit in the dormitory. "
"Forehead……"
Hearing this, the look on Tang San's face became a little embarrassed.
But Yu Xiaogang didn't notice it at all and continued to analyze on his own.
"Look again, what is the distance between the dormitory building and the training ground?
Yes, exactly 100 meters.
This means that after your Bluesilver Grass self-destructs, its stink can cover a radius of [-] meters. Isn’t it exactly the same as the power of a feces bug’s self-destruction? "
"Yes!"
After listening to Yu Xiaogang's explanation, Tang San suddenly realized, and then felt a burst of joy.
Looking at the excited-looking Tang San in front of him, Yu Xiaogang felt a little calmer again, and he ordered.
"That's it for today. It's time to go to bed. You have to go to class tomorrow."
"Ah."
Tang San nodded, and when he was about to go back to his Qishe, Yu Xiaogang said:
"Just sleep here today.
By the way, mistress, you have to pay attention to one thing these days, that is, never open your mouth to speak.
Because we all ate Blue Silver Grass, we have that taste in our mouths..."
After hearing Yu Xiaogang's reminder, the expression on Tang San's face became extremely ugly.
After eating Blue Silver Grass together, will there be a smell of shit in your mouth?
Boil!
The next day, the students of Notting College rushed to the cafeteria together after class. As they walked through the central training ground, all the students unconsciously covered their noses.
"It stinks...why is there such a stinky smell in the training ground?"
Smelling the stench coming from the training ground, Xiao Wu immediately held her breath and frowned.
The boy on the side immediately replied:
"I know, I know. I heard from other teachers that someone came to the training ground to cook shit and eat it last night."
Tang San, who was walking at the back of the crowd, darkened his face.
“Damn it, can you guys please keep your voices down?
Also, I didn’t eat shit!
most……
I just ate shit-smelling bluesilver grass. "
He was very unhappy and cursed loudly in his heart, but his face showed no abnormality at all.
Xiao Wu was also stunned after hearing the man's answer.
"What? Someone is cooking shit in the playground? You think your little dance sister is easy to fool, don't you?
How could anyone eat something like that?Aren’t the ones who usually eat this stuff all dogs..."
Xiao Wu pondered deeply, and the younger brother who heard it hurriedly echoed.
"Sister Xiao Wu is right! How could someone eat shit? I won't be allowed to do it when I see this news from you!"
"This, this is what the teachers said, not me..."
The person who just spoke felt a little aggrieved. Wang Sheng analyzed:
"Sister Xiaowu, tell me, is this the case?
Someone in our school has a dog, and he has a very deep relationship with the dog.
Just last night, the dog was hungry...
The master found some shit for him, it was cold...
So he took the shit to the playground and boiled it and heated it up.
Finally, let the dog eat it. "
"Um……"
After listening to Wang Sheng's analysis, Xiao Wu nodded in agreement.
"It makes sense! But who is the 'shit cook' behind this? It shouldn't be an ordinary student, right? Is it the teacher?"
At this time, Tang San, who was behind the crowd, was actually silenced by them, his face as dark as the bottom of a pot.
He looked at Wang Sheng and Xiao Wu who were walking not far ahead, and felt that these people were damn...
He is really a genius!
How on earth did they come to such a terrifying conclusion?
Even the people behind the scenes are called "shit cooks".
What else are you looking for? It’s cool...
Do I look like the kind of person who goes out looking for shit in the middle of the night?
Tang San protested angrily in his heart.
"Su Mu, tell me, could the person who cooked shit on the playground yesterday be a teacher?"
"Well……
maybe. "
Su Mu replied noncommittally, while using the corner of his eye to look at Tang San behind him,
As smart as he is, he has already guessed the person behind this training ground.
If nothing else, it would be Tang San.
Because the situation here is very obvious. The smell emanating from this training ground is exactly the same as the smell of shit bugs he smelled a few days ago.
Coincidentally, with the "kindhearted" help of Su Mu, Tang San successfully contracted the shit insect with his first spirit ring.
Originally, Su Mu was a little curious as to what kind of soul skill Lan Yincao would acquire after absorbing the feces worm as its first soul ring.
Now he understood that it was smelly.
I have to say, this is shitty!It is indeed the most useless soul beast in the entire Douluo Continent!