Naruto: Konoha Bodyguard

Introduction: Traveling through the world of Naruto, I woke up and everyone was speaking Japanese. What should I do? The contact lenses I was wearing turned into sperm. There were always people trying to catch my eyeballs. What should I do? There was a streetwalker in Konoha Village, an evil Uchiha kid, a group of ladies. Want to revive the Uchiha clan with me………………………………………………………………How would a person from a peaceful society survive when he traveled to the world of Naruto? Can you become a real ninja? Do you want to participate in the main plot? Are you able to participate in the main plot? Want to fall in love? Looking for a chance to return to the original world? The heroine is set as a girl who loves to go to comic exhibitions and wears a plastic Japanese language proficiency (actually she only knows a few sentences)