Naruto I Can Fish Everything

342. Who Bullies Less With More?

"Now that I have fully opened the Eight Gates Dunjia, the physical skills I have displayed have far exceeded the past. Yes, you heard me right. I said a nonsense, but no matter what, there must be such lines before defeating the enemy. of!"

In a blink of an eye, Xiao Li bombarded Xiao Sunflower's father who was constantly waving vines in the sky.

The latter felt a pain in his face, knowing that he had been slapped in the face, and when he flew out of the air, he wondered if he would be disfigured, and would he no longer be handsome?

However, when he got up after landing, he found that everything was just thinking too much, "Hmph, ridiculous, how can the power of the ninja world disfigure my handsome face?!"

Little Sunflower's father got up from the ground again, the vines in his hands shrank immediately, and then wrapped around his fists, turning into green gloves.

"Very good, it seems that you want to compete with me in boxing, which is exactly what I want!" Xiao Li said, and passed away in a light instant again.

Don't be too fast, not too heavy, so that you will become more flexible.

After dodging a fast jab from Little Sunflower's father, Xiao Li raised his hand to block another punch from Little Sunflower's father, and then hit back with a sealing fist, causing the opponent's nose to bleed.

"Traditional kung fu can't be compared with modern boxing at all!" Little Sunflower's father said, and as soon as he finished speaking, Little Sunflower's father was beaten to the ground.

Xiao Li shook his finger at Little Sunflower's father, and said, "I am not a traditional kung fu at all, haven't you heard of Jeet Kune Do?"

"Jet Kune Do? I've never heard of it." Little Sunflower's father was very puzzled.

"No wonder you don't know, so you are from the West, well, I'll let you know what a casserole-sized fist is!"

Xiao Li once again made a blink, although I don't know why he has to use the blink every time, it should be faster, and through the blink, Xiao Li came to Little Sunflower's father.

As a result, Little Sunflower's father was the last to attack, and his speed reached an extreme point. He shouted, "The only martial arts in the world is fast!"

"catch!"

"change!"

"send!"

Hearing three quick beeps from Xiao Li's mouth, Little Sunflower's father had already been blown away by the strong rebounding force before he had time to see what happened.

"This is traditional kung fu, it's clearly traditional kung fu!" Little Sunflower's father had already seen the shadow of traditional kung fu in Xiao Li's moves, but Xiao Li didn't admit it just now, saying it was Jeet Kune Do.

"You just used traditional kung fu, but you said it was Jeet Kune Do?!"

"Yes, I used traditional Kung Fu just now, but just now I used Jeet Kune Do. I just wanted to let you understand the difference between traditional Kung Fu and Jeet Kune Do."

Xiao Li swears, anyway, he has already knocked down Xiao Sunflower's father with his moves, so it's okay no matter what.

He can even say that he uses Meow Meow Fist.

"Good job, Xiao Li!" Tian Tian gave Xiao Li a thumbs up from behind.

"Xiao Li, catch your nunchuck!" Through the ninjutsu psychic technique, Tian Tian summoned the nunchuck and threw it at Xiao Li.

After Xiao Li caught it, he said, "Tiantian, isn't this progress too fast? I just used one trick, and you let me switch to weapons?"

"I can't help it. The salary is not enough, so I can only shorten the duration of the film. This is also a helpless thing. After all, everyone has to eat, right?"

Xiao Li expressed incomprehension to Tiantian's statement, using love to generate electricity, it's not difficult.

But after catching the nunchuck, Xiao Li found that he seemed to be a different person.

The nunchuck dancer in his hand is very fast, and even phantoms appear.

The entire nunchaku seems to have become a strong stick, no, it looks more like a tough bamboo.

clap clap clap! ! !

Little Sunflower's father had just gotten two meters away from Xiao Li when he received a fatal blow.

After being repelled for several steps, Little Sunflower's father looked at his swollen body and said, "I didn't expect the nunchuck in your hand to be so hard?!"

"Hahaha? The nunchuck in my hand is just made of plastic! You are too weak!" Xiao Li said sarcastically instead.

"What, plastic material?!" Little Sunflower's father couldn't believe it. The material that could swell his body was actually plastic?

It would be too embarrassing for the Romantic family to say this.

"Isn't it unexpected? Believe in science, even a toothpick can penetrate a steel plate at a sufficient speed!" Xiao Li said.

"What's the reason?" Little Sunflower's father asked in confusion.

"This is the conduction of motion. When the structure between molecules is not so stable, as long as the object at high speed is sharp enough, it can break the force between molecules and use it to slow down. The molecules in the front are pushed by the molecules in the back, and after transferring the energy, they can still maintain their original state.”

Hearing Xiao Li's words, Little Sunflower's father seemed to understand half of what he said, and said, "Anyway, I don't care. If you use a weapon, don't blame me for using vines."

Little Sunflower's father untied the vines wrapped around his hands again and turned them into leather whips, and there was a leather whip for each of his left and right hands, and he immediately gained the upper hand.

Because the attack range of the whip is larger than that of the nunchuck, but correspondingly, the flexibility may be smaller.

Xiao Li sneered and said, "It's the biggest joke in the world. Do you think that you turned your glove into a whip, which means you used a weapon? In fact, the glove you used just now is a weapon!"

Little Sunflower's father ignored what Xiao Li said, and said, "Don't think that because we all have a small name, we can be compared with me. When I asked about the plants of the Romantic family, I used my own body, not a weapon."

The two sides didn't know what they were comparing, but they soon started fighting again.

This time, Xiao Li was obviously at a disadvantage. Ding Ci beat the drum behind his back to create a sense of rhythm for Xiao Li.

However, the opponent's vines attack without rhythm, sometimes fast and sometimes slow, destroying Xiao Li's sense of rhythm.

"Ding Ci, please don't make trouble, the more you beat the gongs and drums, the more I can't keep up with my rhythm, your speed is too slow."

Hearing this, Ding Ci stopped tapping, and then chose to attack Little Sunflower's father with Xiao Li's will.

"You... bully the few with the more!" Little Sunflower's father said viciously.

Xiao Li said, "Don't think that I study physical education, but I'm not good at math? My math was taught by a physical education teacher."

"Solve for x^2+x+1=0."

"Simultaneously divide x which cannot be 0, and get x+1+1/x=0."

"Subtract the left and right sides of the above two equations to get x^2-1/x=0, and solve to get x=1."

"Bring x=1 back to the original formula and get 3=0!"

"So, we are basically 0 people. There is no such thing as bullying the few with the more!"

Xiao Li said loudly.

"Sure enough, your math was taught by your physical education teacher. You mistook 2 for 3!" Little Sunflower's father sneered. He didn't admit defeat because the question seemed familiar, but found the difference in the question and fought back. .

"I haven't finished yet!" Xiao Li continued, "3=0 can be written as 2+1=0, and we get 2=-1, so you can't see who is bullying the less? There is no one in your heart." Forced numbers?!"