Journey to the West: Man in heaven, working nine to five

#667 - It's heartbreaking that the Prison God is so sensible at such a young age

Chu Hao looked pitifully at the Trailokya Vijaya King, and then took out an urn that he had finished making at some unknown time, and handed it to the Trailokya Vijaya King.

"Sir, buy one."

"Only two acquired treasures, very cheap."

"Moreover, the ashes are very fresh, no flour added, you see..."

Chu Hao grabbed a handful of ashes and scattered them into the air, carried away by the wind.

Looking again at the Trailokya Vijaya King, his face was covered in ashes, a look of confusion on his face.

You even scattered the ashes on me?

Chu Hao's "My Slaughterous Fairy Tale" finally moved the Trailokya Vijaya King.

The Trailokya Vijaya King originally wanted to say that these ashes didn't have a seven-day no-reason return policy, so he wouldn't buy it.

But thinking that if he didn't buy it, he would have to go see his long-dead grandma.

And once this matter couldn't be settled, and Chu Hao stepped onto the Western Heaven, then everyone in the village would have to go see grandma!

The Trailokya Vijaya King swallowed the grievances in his heart with tears, feeling extremely distraught, but could only feel helpless.

He looked at Chu Hao with great emotion,

"Your Excellency, Prison God, is so sensible, knowing to come out and sell ashes to support your family at such a young age, truly not easy."

"Even Your Excellency, Prison God, is working so hard, what qualifications do I have to refuse?"

"The ashes are worth two, but the box was made by me personally, so it's worth one more."

Trailokya Vijaya King: "? ? ?"

How is there even a premium?

The Trailokya Vijaya King looked dumbfounded,

"Is this urn made of gold, or are the ashes made of gold?"

"How could it be worth an acquired treasure?"

Chu Hao was reprimanded and felt a little scared, but still said very strongly:

"This urn has a very avant-garde design."

"Flip-top."

"North-south transparent, conducive to users turning into spring mud to protect flowers."

Trailokya Vijaya King: "! ! !"

That is to say, this damn urn with openings on both ends still wants to sell me an acquired treasure?

Wow, young man, the design concept highlights humanity!

Sun Wukong and Pigsy couldn't stand it anymore and proactively stood up to uphold justice!

Pigsy shouted:

"Trailokya Vijaya King, as a high and mighty King of Light, controlling the universe and judging yin and yang, you even want to cheat the money of such a sensible little boy?"

"Are you still going to buy the urn or not?!"

The Trailokya Vijaya King grabbed his head with both hands, looking frantic, and cursed in his heart,

I didn't want to buy it, I didn't want to buy it!

This little boy selling ashes is scheming against me!

Sun Wukong shook his head with a look of disdain,

"It's in vain that Western Heaven has been saying things like saving the dead and immeasurable merit all along, but now you don't even want the ashes?"

"You even want to bully a little boy, not a hero!"

The Trailokya Vijaya King scratched his head frantically,

Who is bullying who!

Look carefully, your little boy is about to scatter the ashes on me, and he still wants to send me to see my grandma!

The Trailokya Vijaya King was extremely distraught, but there was no way around it.

Who asked the unlucky Lingji Bodhisattva to kidnap the Prison God?

The Trailokya Vijaya King had already guessed that he would be squeezed dry because of this big matter.

I accept it!

The Trailokya Vijaya King put on a stiff smile and handed over three magical treasures,

"Here, it's truly not easy for someone like Your Excellency, Prison God, to take on the kind and honest qualities of supporting the family, making a living, swindling, cheating, and stealing at such a young age."

"Who can refuse to help such a sensible big shot?"

"I have seen this new type of fraud… this new type of charity event, it's really good, I hereby donate these three acquired treasures on behalf of Western Heaven, for peace and love!"

It was already truly not easy for the Trailokya Vijaya King to say such words with a straight face.

If any other person from Western Heaven had come, they would either have already turned into a pile of ashes, or would have taken Chu Hao to Western Heaven to let everyone see grandma.

Only the Trailokya Vijaya King's personality could ease this matter, although he paid three acquired treasures, he saved a pile of ashes.

But compared to the outcome of Chu Hao going to Western Heaven to hold them accountable, letting everyone go see grandma, this was already the best result.

Perhaps Western Heaven knew this, so they sent the Trailokya Vijaya King down.

Chu Hao accepted the three acquired treasures from the Trailokya Vijaya King, feeling content,

"You are a good person!"

The Trailokya Vijaya King smiled more miserably than crying,

"You're welcome, it's what I should do, who asked that unlucky Lingji Bodhisattva to commit evil, hahaha!"

Wuwuwuwuwu…

Stupid Lingji Bodhisattva, I'll take your ashes back to boil urine!

Boil three bowls of urine into one bowl!

However, the Trailokya Vijaya King ultimately restrained the rage in his heart and turned to leave.

This trip was in vain.

Just then, Chu Hao suddenly shouted again,

"Hey, wait!"

The Trailokya Vijaya King had a dark face, filled with rage and irritability, muttering curses.

But as soon as he turned his head, he had a gentle, polite, and respectful expression,

"What are your instructions, Your Excellency, Prison God?"

Chu Hao smiled slightly and raised the north-south transparent urn in his hand,

"Hey, your urn."

Because Chu Hao held the urn high, Lingji Bodhisattva's ashes flew in the wind, and it looked like there was very little left.

The Trailokya Vijaya King smiled slightly,

"No, it's your urn."

The Trailokya Vijaya King was almost scared to death, he thought Chu Hao was going to put himself into this box as well, how cruel would that be.

Chu Hao also smiled, but he was not greedy at all,

"We businessmen pay attention to honesty, the urn you bought, here you go!"

Chu Hao threw it away casually, the urn spun a few times, like a spinning top, but it threw out strips of ashes.

The Trailokya Vijaya King caught the urn in his hand and weighed it.

Hmm, it's gone.

Can I swear?

But after taking a look at the smiling Chu Hao, the Trailokya Vijaya King wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes.

I think society still needs civilization, cursing can't solve any problems, but instead, people are solved as problems.

Don't you see, the ashes floating in the air, which handful doesn't carry a melancholy aura.

The Trailokya Vijaya King took the urn in his hand and was about to leave.

Chu Hao felt very sorry,

"I've troubled you to come all the way to deliver things, why don't you stay and have a meal before leaving?"

The Trailokya Vijaya King didn't turn his head, waved his hand, and said freely:

"It's okay, I deserve it."

"Besides, eating now, who knows if it'll be ashes mixed with rice, I can't eat it."

"Everyone, the green hills remain unchanged, the green waters flow forever, we'll meet again!"

The Trailokya Vijaya King ran away.

He had always been a sensible person, he was just doing his job in Western Heaven.

Although Lingji Bodhisattva was scattered, he deserved it.

He was unlucky to meet Chu Hao and even kidnapped Chu Hao, who else would die if he didn't?

Chu Hao looked at the three acquired treasures in his hand, and then at the Trailokya Vijaya King, and couldn't help but admire,

"What a kind person."

"If I had known, I would have given him another box, I really feel bad."

"Let's go, let's continue the journey to the West!"

Chu Hao turned his head, but saw Sun Wukong and Pigsy sitting aside in a daze, looking at him.

After a long time, Sun Wukong and Pigsy sighed and shook their heads in unison,

"Awesome!"