I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

Vol 2 Chapter 1015: 3 lives and 3 lives, Xia Xue is like a flower! (two in one)

Jian Nanchun was blasted out of the room by the three little female demons.

He hurriedly ran back to his room and put on new clothes with a sassy bag.

Today, he is the emcee.

Also called a matchmaker.

In short, he will host the wedding banquet today.

The task is extraordinarily difficult.

Jian Nanchun thought for a while. .

He took out a box from under the bed.

Opening the box, there was a set of plain-colored robes that were flat ironed.

This is his coercive uniform back then.

It has been seven hundred years, and under his careful maintenance, it has been kept very well.

Jian Nanchun put on white clothes carefully.

Comb a white hair to the back of your head,

By the way, look in the mirror and carefully scrape off the stubble on your face.

Even if he became a "Mediterranean", it would be difficult to hide his peerless elegance.

"finally…"

Jian Nanchun walked to the cabinet and patted the cabinet door.

A tattered umbrella popped out from the dark compartment.

Jian Nanchun carefully rubbed his big sword - Qianji.

"Old friend..."

Jian Nanchun remembered for a moment, his wrist flicked, and the true essence of life flowed on the sword.

In a blink of an eye, the Thousand Machine Sword in Jian Nanchun's hand was radiant and repaired like new.

"Let's go... let's fight the rivers and lakes."

…

inside the yard.

The roses rained down from the sky,

One person, one white robe, one elegant as jade... A bad old man stepped down from the sky.

"Fuck, old man Jian is going to die, right!"

"You are killing yourself, brother!"

"Brother, don't be impulsive!"

"Big brother is confused!"

When everyone in the courtyard held a wedding banquet, seeing the high-spirited figure in the air, they said they were confused.

"Humph,"

In midair, Jian Nanchun shook the paper umbrella and snorted coldly:

"I, Jian Nanchun, have acted all my life, why do I need to explain to you!"

The strong wind was blowing on the face, and the taste was so strong that other people couldn't help it.

The rest of the people look at me, I look at you.

"Hahahaha... Brother Sword is heroic!"

"Kakkaka."

Immediately afterwards, the two horns on the top of Butter's head skyrocketed, reflecting a gleaming cold light. I saw his body swell like a balloon, and with the crisp sound of his bones, the old man Niu suddenly swelled from a thin body of 1.75 meters to a strong two-meter tauren.

"Only today, we must not lose the face of the prince of the demon clan!"

The butter of the year is back!

"well said!"

Brother Gou smiled coolly, his teeth intertwined, and he saw a raging flame all over him. Under the burning flame, Brother Gou was recovering his youthful posture at a speed visible to the naked eye.

In the blaze, Brother Gou hugged his arms, the corners of his mouth twitched, and his eyes glowed like electricity.

"Then Xuan, you can't keep a low profile anymore."

In the corner, the drums and candles huddled together, laughed loudly.

The light and shadow in the sky are gorgeous, and a towering dragon shadow like a cloud appears in the middle of the nursing home.

inside the room.

Hua Niang sensed the monstrous aura outside, and after a moment of daze, she shook her head helplessly: "Well, I'm afraid I won't be able to control them today."

in a nursing home.

boom!

Flash it here.

call out!

There is boundless sword energy in the sky.

Snapped!

Where did it light up again.

One after another, lights and shadows lit up on the bodies of the withered old people.

They smiled and got out of the wheelchair in unison.

The phantoms of their respective real bodies competed in the sky, and when the demonic energy surged into the sky, the sky above the steel city was surrounded by layers of demonic shadows, like a group of demons dancing wildly.

And this scene was captured by drone photography outside.

All the armed forces guarding the periphery, when they stole the screen and saw this terrifying scene, were shocked and speechless.

Legend has it that there are still living monsters and monks from ancient times in the world.

They are at every turn, the situation changes, the world changes color.

At every turn, they moved mountains and reclaimed seas, and the sun and the moon had no light.

It turns out that the legend is true!

Right in that upper-level nursing home!

At this moment, the mixed-race residents with the blood of the demon race in their bodies, no matter how weak this bloodline is, when the ancient demons showed their true bodies, they all felt the throbbing from the blood.

That is an absolute coercion from the superior.

inside the yard.

Demons dance.

Yi Rin and Shi Huayan were left and right, supporting Lao Chen who had just woken up from a coma.

As soon as she left the door of the ward, Yi Rin saw this exaggerated scene.

Irin wondered, scratching her skin as she walked.

What are you doing?

…

back, all back.

Nie Shanhe turned his head and wiped away tears.

This long-lost scene made him very emotional.

Chen Bei's awakening made the wedding banquet even more festive.

Four joys are coming!

"Thank you, Lin Yi."

Shi Huayan supported Chen Bei, and his eyes were full of unspeakable joy.

She thought that Chenbei would end her life in this state.

But at the end of his life, Chen Bei not only woke up, but also witnessed Yi Rin and Xia Ruxue entering the palace of marriage.

No regrets in this life!

As soon as Chen Bei woke up, he drank a large bowl of water in one breath.

"I want to have a drink..." Chen Bei, who hadn't moved his throat for a few years, was hoarse and hoarse when he spoke like he was pulling a bellows. With trembling fingers, he pointed under the bed in the room behind him: "Under the old man's bed, there are several bottles of centuries-old wine hidden..."

Yi Rin smiled and patted Chen Bei's shoulder: "Don't worry, don't worry, Brother Jian took two bottles last night, and I drank them."

Chen Bei suddenly widened his eyes.

"That bastard—"

…

Chen Bei was trembling, and he didn't have time to get angry.

"Cough, remember that seven hundred years ago, I promised you, Lao Chen." Yi Rin stretched out his fist and hung it in front of Chen Bei: "Tonight, you can rest when you are drunk."

Chen Bei's old fist gently touched Yi Rin's fist: "You can rest when you are drunk!"

"Now..." Lao Chen coughed twice, hammering Yi Rin's chest hard: "In this life, quickly marry your wife back!"

Irene nodded.

Soon after Chen Bei woke up, he saw Yi Rin wearing a groom's outfit.

The first sentence he opened his mouth at that time was: "If the wife you are about to marry is not Xia Ruxue, even if the old man sacrifices his life, he will beat you to death."

It seems that this is fate ordained by God.

The right place and the right place and the right place to occupy it.

Irene couldn't escape.

Surrounded by a group of old monsters, Yi Rin, as the groom's officer, went to pick up the bride.

In broad daylight, a group of demons danced wildly, and the entire city of Steel shook.

From top to bottom, the Xue Lin Group was trying to suppress public opinion.

It's a pity that the scene coming from the direction of the Disk Nursing Home on the upper floor was too terrifying.

But now, all the old monsters and old immortals have long been unwilling to shock the world. Today is the big day for "old friends". Naturally, the more lively the better.

"If you want to open the door! Bring the red envelope!"

Miaomiao, Ju'er, and Chu Chu, three "maids", all stood in front of the door with a basket in front of them.

The rest of the old men looked at each other in dismay, how dare a poor ghost ask for money these days?

Yi Rin scratched his head, secretly exerting his strength.

"Crack."

The door behind the three maids opened voluntarily.

"Come on!"

"Grab the bride!"

"Come on, brother!"

"Quick gift!"

"Fast forward to the feast, the bridal chamber!"

The place was in chaos.

Fortunately, the old demons still have a bottom line.

Otherwise, the nursing home will have to be refurbished.

Irene stepped inside.

Xia Ruxue sat quietly on the fiery red bed.

The red wedding dress wrapped her figure in a concave and convex shape. She wore a red hijab on her head, which covered her white hair and appearance tightly, adding a bit of mystery to the heart. Even Yi Rin, who was very familiar with the appearance of his junior sister, couldn't help but have the urge to step forward and lift his red hijab at this moment.

"Master, don't be impulsive!"

Bai Chuchu, Miaomiao, and Ju'er struggled out from being surrounded by a group of old monsters, and reminded: "The auspicious time is not here!"

Jian Nanchun coughed twice: "Old man pinched his fingers, now is the auspicious time! It's time to go!"

The demons burst into laughter.

There was a commotion inside.

Chen Bei watched the messy human-headed demon head move, and the corners of his eyes gradually became wet.

"When people are old, they can't see these things. When they see them, their eyes will sink into the sand."

Chen Bei rubbed his eyes.

Shi Huayan supported Chen Bei, lowered his head and chuckled: "Yes, we are all old."

After a while.

A deep relief flashed in Chen Bei's eyes: "Junior sister."

"Um?"

"Is it too late?"

"Brother, it's not too late."

"But, the old man won't live long."

"Even if it's just one day, or an hour, it's enough."

"Yeah, that's enough."

Chen Bei and Shi Huayan, the two old men, carefully held each other's hands, looked at each other and smiled, without saying a word.

…

Bai Chuchu transformed into a white tiger.

She carried the bride out and ran around the nursing home.

The cloud follows the dragon and the wind follows the tiger.

There was a tenth-level wind blowing around the nursing home.

This brings to mind a sentence:

"Love comes too fast like a tornado, it's too late to escape without the storm circle~"

Miaomiao and Ju'er two demons, each carrying a red paper umbrella, looks like a fairy and a picturesque.

Jian Nanchun pressed the remote control, the power amplifier was pulled to the maximum, and festive music was released.

welcome the bride,

see elders,

Respect Tea,

After the layers of etiquette came down, it was already dusk.

Next is the much-awaited "worship" session.

Surrounded by everyone eagerly, the groom and bride finally stood face to face.

"Brothers! Shake it up!"

"call!"

"Oh la la la la!"

"This is not the time to wait!"

No fireworks, no lights, no neon.

So,

They will burst out their true gestures after a long time, and make this place colorful.

The demonic energy is soaring to the sky, and the sword light shines.

Seeing Qianji under the sword of Qianji, thousands of petals fell, making this place a sea of ​​flowers.

When Sansheng Sanshi looks back, his love is deeply rooted in longing for whiteheads.

"Worship heaven and earth!"

Heaven and earth change color.

"Two thanks to the high hall!"

Hua Niang and Chen Bei stood to one side, and the two laughed like fools.

"Happy husband and wife!"

Under the red hood.

Xia Ruxue's voice was like a gnat: "Senior brother, can I make a small request?"

Yi Rin was about to kowtow, when she heard the words, she paused: "Hurry up."

"Can Senior Brother make fun spells for Junior Sister as he did back then? Junior Sister wants a... unforgettable wedding."

Forever unforgettable?

This was a little embarrassing for Irene.

He doesn't quite understand these routines.

So, Yi Rin thought about it and decided to take the simple and serious path.

"Come on, Junior Sister."

"You're still called Junior Sister?"

"Aren't you also called 'Senior Brother'?"

"...It's called getting used to it."

"It's a coincidence, I'm used to it too."

"Alright, hee hee. But Junior Sister still wants to hear the word 'Mrs.'"

"Do you want to hear 'Mrs. Lin', 'Mrs. Tai' or 'Mrs. Yi'?"

"...I don't care! Just call you 'Mrs.'!"

Xia Ruxue clenched her fist.

"lady!"

"Eh~ husband!"

Under the red hijab, Xia Ruxue's eyes secretly laughed like crescent moons.

Yi Rin took Xia Ruxue's warm and jade-like hand and flew into the sky.

The two were spinning, flying higher and higher.

Irin flicked her fingers, and the world changed color.

Thousands of miles of clear sky condensed a cloud out of thin air, and snow fell in the cloud.

In the process of falling snow in the sky, it seems that countless invisible hands have carefully carved the pieces of snow into delicate flowers.

Countless snowflakes fell one after another, crystal clear and beautiful like real flowers.

Xia Ruxue secretly lifted her red hijab and stared at the "little magic" her brother had specially made for her.

"Husband, it's time for us to exchange rings."

When Yi Rin heard this, he was stunned: "Ah? Isn't it according to the custom of big work?"

Under the red hijab, Xia Ruxue said with a flat mouth: "I knew that Senior Brother didn't prepare in advance."

Although she complained, Xia Ruxue handed the prepared ring to Yi Rin.

Yi Rin looked at the ring, which was engraved with the word "manly".

This seems to be Xiaoman's acceptance ring back then.

Xia Ruxue shook the ring in her hand.

"1010" is engraved on the ring.

No wonder Jian Nanchun pretended to be senile dementia two days ago, and reminded Yi Rin over and over again that the ring of this world's wife is worn on the **** of the right hand.

slightly different from modern customs.

Roughly because, the ancients believed that the **** connects the heart. And a pair of newlyweds wear wedding rings on each other's middle fingers, which means "heart to heart, never parting".

If it were the past, Yi Rin would instantly think that his storage space was back.

But now,

The symbolic meaning of this ring is far greater than the actual meaning.

He didn't think about what was left in his storage space, let alone what he could do after getting the storage space back.

He took Xia Ruxue's hand carefully, as if holding a precious jade, and put on the Na ring for her.

The two exchange rings.

Li Cheng.

They are legal couples from today. UU reading www.uukanshu.com

Heaven and earth are the mirror, and the sun and the moon are the same.

…

below.

The eyes of a group of old monsters are actually not bad.

They roared with gongs and drums:

"Kiss!"

"Kiss!"

"Kiss!"

"Kiss!"

Irene rolled her eyes.

It's not that the old people are getting bad, it's that the bad guys are getting old.

You old guys.

There is no such process at all in the weddings of other people's dynasties.

Snowflakes fell all around.

The sky is full of demonic energy, and the sword light is bright.

"Looks like something is missing."

Yi Rin pondered for a moment, and his mind moved, and there was.

correct.

Missing fireworks.

He held his fingers high, and the groom at this moment was as graceful as a world-famous pianist.

One after another bright streamer, reorganized in the air.

A mysterious and complicated array of light patterns, quickly outlined, appeared over the city of steel.

Twelve dazzling rings, distributed in a clock, appeared high in the sky along with the rhythm of Yi Rin's fingers flicking.

In an instant, twelve suns appeared out of thin air in the night sky.

"This is the 'Twelve Days of Annihilation Ring'."

Looking at Xia Ruxue's move to lift the red hijab secretly, Yi Rin held back her laughter and lifted her junior sister's red hijab.

The red lips are like fire, the white hair is better than the snow, and the smile is like a flower.

At this moment, Xia Ruxue's face seemed to be imprinted in Yi Rin's memory, erasing all his scruples and worries without a trace.

May time stay long and stop at this moment.

Three lives and three lives, Xia Xue is like a flower.

"This is also the fireworks I set for you."

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