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Might of Players
In the magical world of Aeltia, Viktor isn't your typical undead necromancer.After 700 years of actively resisting godhood and dodging the Radiant Church, he's somehow obtained two game-changing things: an internet connection to modern Earth and a captured divine essence that's basically a god's backup drive.His brilliant plan? Disguise Aeltia as a virtual reality game and use Earth gamers as divine avatars, all while trolling gaming forums.Sure, he's got problems - he's currently hiding under a pile of rotting corpses, dealing with a whiny divine essence that won't stop suggesting godhood, and trying to remember how HTML works after seven centuries. But with a mysterious paladin ally and his own centuries of magical knowledge, Viktor might just revolutionize both worlds - assuming his terrible web design skills don't crash everything first.After all, why become a god when you can make one instead?--------------------Warnings:- tagged as fiction to allow more ppl to read- slow- gods- nerdsAdvance Chapters on p@treon:[email protected]/MalphegorIf you'd like to support me but can't join P@treon, leaving comments or reviews is also helpful!
- 01 – Seven Hundred Years Without Customer Service
- 02 – Error 404: Godhood Not Found
- 03 – Riding the Wave of Hate
- 04 – The Paladin’s Hoe
- 05 – The Skeleton’s Secret Society
- 06 – The Ten Dollar Gamble
- 07 -The Divine Unemployment Crisis
- 08 – Welcome to the Tutorial, Here’s Your Corpse
- 09 – Pants Too Long, Collars Too Tight
- 10 – Welcome to the Beta (Terms & Conditions Apply)
- 11 – Pants Down, SAN Down
- 12 – Sweat, Sawdust, and Hidden Game Mechanics
- 13 – Logging Out? Not Until the Worm Dies
- 14 – Not Even Magical Enough to Count
- 15 – The Middle Finger Fireball and Other Disappointments
- 16 – Second Chances in a Virtual World
- 17 – Divine Power: 365 (Terms and Conditions Apply)
- 18 – A Skull on Every Coin
- 19 – Viktor’s Website Receives No Mercy
- 20 – Chronicles of Denial
- 21 – Between Potato Servers and God-Tier Graphics
- 22 – The Infamous Fallen Blade Buys Farming Tools
- 23 – Sweet Fruits and Bitter Truths
- 24 – Honeyvale’s Recruiter
- 25 – Lies Upon Lies
- 26 – From Despair to Dragonborn
- 27 – The Butcher’s Bargain
- 28 – God of Botany… or Was It Smithing?
- 29 – Holy Light and Hardcore Grinding
- 30 – What Was for Dinner? Better Not Ask
- 31 – Living Too Long is a Hassle
- 32 – Struck Iron, Struck Gold
- 33 – What the Miners Left Behind
- 34 – Goddess of Wisdom, Mother of Monsters
- 35 – Can’t Survive on Worms Alone
- 36 – Uglier Than Imagination
- 37 – Dawn of the Second Wave
- 38 – Not All Monsters Wear Skins
- 39 – When Your Luck Stat is Both 1 and 100
- 40 – The Online Heartthrob’s Goblin Problem
- 41 – Loyalty for Sale: Apply Within
- 42 – A Baptism by Bone
- 43 – The Humpty Dumpty Protocol
- 44 – The Siren’s Call in the Sea of Mist
- 45 – Chainsaw Dreams and Shattered Deities
- 46 – The Game Master’s Burden
- 47 – The Thousand-Coin Mystery
- 48 – Luminaris’ Nightmare: The Undead Who Never Sleep
- 49 – Experience Points and Questionable Joints
- 50 – Ventus Occultus and Worm Guts
- 51 – Digging Through Guts for Glory
- 52 – That’s Not How You Use a Wand!
- 53 – Sticky Situations
- 54 – When LootGoblin Met Capitalism
- 55 – From Archmage to Uber
- 56 – New Slots, Zero New Players
- 57 – Pay Your Respects at My Grave
- 58 – The Admin Lady Who Was Actually a Man
- 59 – Players Need Love, Help, and Jesus
- 60 – Only a Fool Would Fall For This (And I’m That Fool)
- 61 – Holy Crap! Where’d This Goblin Come From?!
- 62 – Holy Crap! We’re Playing the Antagonist Storyline!
- 63 – Fortune Favors the Bold (and the Stupid)
- 64 – Reddit Experts vs. Reality
- 65 – Coconut Melons and Bomb Dreams
- 66 – Let’s Talk Big Business
- 67 – From Silk Threads to Bomb Shells
- 68 – Finally Free to Die as I Please!
- 69 – Potato Gold Rush and Divine Headaches
- 70 – Twenty Magicoins for World Conquest
- 71 – Faith Tax and Divine Economics
- 72 – Beyond the Safety Zone
- 73 – The Sulfur Hunt Begins
- 74 – The Goblin Switcheroo
- 75 – The Accidental Spy
- 76 – Customer Support
- 77 – Four Potions and a Crater of Secrets
- 78 – Ten Minutes to Demolition
- 79 – What Lies Behind the Secret Door
- 80 – Save My Game Progress
- 81 – The Impossible Survivor
- 82 – 401 Bottles of Liquid Courage
- 83 – Death as a Fast Travel Option
- 84 – When Healing Hurts to Accept
- 85 – Three Days Too Late
- 86 – Walang Wa Wa and Other Mistakes
- 87 – 393 Goblins and One Impostor
- 88 – Playing by the Rules Is for Suckers
- 89 – The Plague Bearer’s Gift
- 90 – The God’s Envoy Awaits
- 91 – Subscription?
- 92 – The Last Potato
- 93 – The Watchers Never Blink
- 94 – You Traitor!
- 95 – The Cradle of Screams
- 96 – Game Over, Or Just Beginning?
- 97 – The Pigeon Ruins Are a Lie
- 98 – Memories for a Price
- 99 – Paths of Flame
- 100 – Fifty Magicoins for Wisdom (No Refunds)
- 101 – Holy Light… or Holy Cult?
- 102 – Beta Patch Pandemonium: Farming, Crafting, and Chaos
- 103 – Smoke over Daddy’s Factory
- 104 – The Watchers’ Festival of Firelight
- 105 – Leveling Up in Mud and Sweat
- 106 – Light in the Dark
- 107 – The Forgotten Array
- 108 – Newbies in the Cathedral
- 109 – Fire vs. Softness
- 110 – NPCs Don’t Bleed… Until They Do
- 111 – Beautiful Things Don’t Survive Alleys
- 112 – Mail Service to Nowhere
- 113 – Whispers of the Fallen Blade
- 114 – Children of the Streets
- 115 – NeverShowOff Accidentally Shows Off
- 116 – Hostile Faction Discovered
- 117 – Abel’s Town, Abel’s Madness
- 118 – Four Players, One Kid, and Zero Adult Supervision
- 119 – Blood Effects Set to “Too Real”
- 120 – XP Inflation Is Real and It’s Terrifying
- 121 – Claire’s Name Echoes Louder Than Steel
- 122 – Bones Don’t Hug Back
- 123 – Feeding Yourself to a Boss Was Not in the Patch Notes
- 124 – A Dungeon Isn’t Just for Killing
- 125 – Professional Minds for the Win
- 126 – From Quest Hub to Classroom
- 127 – A Refugee With a Sword and No Patience for Dignity
- 128 – Pretending to Be a Nun
- 129 – Reverse Flow, Forward Scheme
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