Chapter 1 The End Of The Beginning
Chapter 1 The End Of The Beginning
"DARLING IS MINE!"
"ONLY MINE!"
"I WILL KILL THOSE TWO BITCHES AND ANY WOMAN WHO GETS NEAR MY BELOVED!"
A beautiful world filled with cities on top of golden clouds instantly shattered. The sound asleep Lucian felt an abnormal throbbing pain in his head as though someone had ruthlessly slammed a mountain on his head again and again.
No, after a few more seconds of relentless pain, it was more like someone had shoved his head into a meat grinder.
'How do I know what that feels like?'
As the relentless pain continued to pulse in waves, Lucian groaned indifferently:
'I'm in pain...?'
He attempted to turn around, look up, and sit up. Yet, it was meaningless. His limbs refused to budge as if they had gone on strike.
To Lucian, such a disorientating experience was alien. No matter how he struggled, his focus on reality kept slipping away like sand through clenched fists. Soon, random thoughts bubbled up unbidden.
'Tch! Stupid fucking inflation!'
'Why can't you all just be satisfied with seven dollars and twenty-five cents per hour!?'
'Do you think money grows on trees!?'
'...Since when could I feel pain?' The pain was so intense as if his very existence was being ground into minced beef.
'Is this what beef feels like in a meat grinder?'
'Does beef even have consciousness?'
Lucian could not remember if there was ever a time in his Divine life when he had felt pain.
To him, pain was a mere transient illusion. It existed, but he was above it! Although endless pain coursed through his entire being, for him, who had never felt such a sensation, it was quite a thrilling experience.
For the first time in all eternity, Lucian felt... truly alive.
"Darling is MINE! ONLY MINE!
*SNIFF*
"Ahh~ Darling smells so delicious!"
*SNIIIIIFF*
Hearing an angelic and beautiful voice filled with possessiveness next to his ears, Lucian was startled. The possessiveness in the woman's words and tone frightened him down to the very last bone of his body.
...Yet, at the same time, he sensed his entire...No, a part of his Soul seemed to be rejoicing at the woman's possessiveness, allowing him to accumulate immaterial strength until he was finally able to move his fingers and latch onto something.
'Soft!'
'Smooth!'
'Warm!'
'Why does this pizza dough feel so heavenly?' Like a pizzaiolo, Lucian began kneading the perfectly shaped to his hand 'dough' into various shapes. It was not too big or too small. The dough was perfect!
"AHH~"
"Darling~! Ahhh~! Slow down~! *Huff* So rough~!"
Once again, as Lucian continued to knead the 'dough' into various shapes, he heard excited words from the beautiful-sounding woman.
"Darling! *Huff* Wait! Ahhhhhh~!
Suddenly, a trickle of liquid ran down his legs.
Startled, Lucian frowned and subconsciously took a deep whiff. Thereafter, he was stunned as a sweet aroma filled his senses. It was so sweet and tantalizing that he wished he could taste it.
Slowly, Lucian opened his eyes. However, he found himself in pitch-black darkness.
"Master, you're dutiful maid has come to rescue you from that bitch!"
Two beautiful female voices pierced through Luna's castle and into the room they were situated in.
The first voice was seductive and playful, while the other voice was stern. Yet, both voices were filled with overflowing possessiveness.
As soon as they heard the voices, two explosions shook Luna's castle.
Hearing those voices, the images of two bitches appeared in Luna's mind, and she started trembling in anger. Her silver pupils, silver hair, and the silver chain wrapped around her Darling's wrist slowly started changing to blood-red.
She was furious!
Absolutely furious!
Luna turned her head and looked at Lucian with her now red pupils. "You are MINE! ONLY MINE! I will kill those two bitches and any woman that gets near you!" She stated obsessively as a bloody pressure radiated from her body and spread throughout her castle.
At the same time as she spoke, she disappeared, leaving behind Lucian, who was frightened with sweat dripping down his back, yet a rapidly beating heart in love. The indifference in his expression gave way to pure obsession. His lips curved into a crazy smile.
And even though he was weak and powerless now, no different from a cripple, a bloody pressure that would make even the Gods and Goddesses from Hell suicide from fright, left his body. However, it disappeared as if it never existed.
Lucian liked... NO, he loved what the woman had just said.
A few seconds later with nothing better to do, Lucian began thinking of the actual predicament he found himself in.
'Just what happened? How did I, one of the only five Ancestral Gods die and reincarnate?
Or am I the hidden pervert, Three Star Michelin Chef from Earth?
Or am I the cold and ruthless Dao Immortal from Elysium?
Just what are all these memories? I have memories of three people. Surprisingly, they are all named Lucian and have the same exact appearance.
Did I transmigrate?
Or am I the fusion of three Souls: the indifferent, almost emotionless Ancestral God Lucian, the hidden pervert, Three Star Michelin Chef Lucian, and the cold and ruthless Dao Immortal Lucian?'
Lucian's mind was filled with many theories, yet even with his eons of experience, he did not know how this situation came about. The Lucian from Earth was a Mortal, and it would not be a surprise if he died from over-ejaculating. However, the Lucian from Elysium was the strongest among all Immortals, the same as the Ancestral God Lucian, who could easily wipe out the other four Ancestral Gods.
Then, suddenly, while Lucian was lost in thought, an emotionless robotic voice sounded in his mind:
[Gourmet Chef System has successfully been bound to the Host's Souls. Congratulations Host!]
Lucian was startled. His face was still indifferent, but his eyes were filled with surprise and excitement. At the same time, his heart pounded like never before.
Without giving Lucian any time to ponder, the System continued:
[The Host's transmigration will begin in t minus 10 seconds.]
'What?' Lucian was startled. He had just been reincarnated... or, whatever it was called, yet he was now being transmigrated again?
[10.]
But the System did not care to elaborate as it continued to countdown.
[9.]
*Creeeaaak*
As the castle's door was pushed open, three beautiful voices echoed within the castle.
"Darling~!"
"Hubby~!"
"Master!~"
[0.]
'... What happened to the countdown?' Lucian did not know whether to laugh or cry.
Once again, the System did not respond. Suddenly, a bright white light filled with complex Runic Symbols enveloped him, taking away his vision.
FVN